A Thanksgiving Tale

Once upon a time, there was a TURKEY and a PILGRIM…

Tara Redfield and GiGi Dubois

While rummaging through the woods minding her own business, the turkey stumbled upon the pilgrim sitting on a moss-crusted rock, moping.

Tara Redfield

“Gobble… Why so sad, gobble…?” The turkey asked the pilgrim rather concerned.

“I haven’t got a delicious appetizer to serve DADDY PILGRIM and the rest of our clan for Thanksgiving!” The pilgrim replied as she buried her face into her hands.

Panicked due to the fact that the turkey was now reminded that Thanksgiving, AKA: Turkey Armageddon, was on the horizon… The turkey started to step away slowly

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“Don’t worry little gobbler…” The Pilgrim said between sobs, “my family doesn’t like to eat turkey, as we believe it should have beaten out the Eagle as the nation’s bird.”

Alleviated from fear, the turkey told the pilgrim that she had an idea.

GiGi as a Turkey

“Gobble… I know, gobble, what will help spur your recipe conception… Gobble…” The turkey timidly said.

“Oh do tell my friend, do tell,” the pilgrim said with glee and continued, “if I don’t come up with something, I will be stuck doing the dishes!”

“We turkeys… Gobble… Do a dance… Gobble… When we need to, gobble, think…” The turkey said as she thrusted her tail feathers into the air.

Tara and GiGi Turkey Day

“I’m desperate, do show me!”

“Oh my goodness turkey, you’ve saved me… But no, really, you have saved my hands and arms from hours of dish scrubbing! Thank you! Thank you so very much!” The pilgrim rejoyced!

“While… gobble… This recipe may be tasty… Do me, gobble, a favor, gobble… Use moder… Gobble… Ation when eating these… Cause… Gobble… They’re not healthy… Gobble, at least you’re not eating, gobble, one of my relatives! Gobble! Now, bon… Gobble… Appetit!” The turkey said with a French accent.

“Wait, you’re French?”

For the recipes… CLICK HERE!

SO TELL ME…

  • What is your favorite Thanksgiving recipe?
  • What came first, Miley Cyrus Twerking or the Turkey Twerk?
  • Where do you get your recipe inspiration?
  • Do you eat Turkey, Ham, Poached Salmon or a Tofurkey on Thanksgiving?
  • Do either of these appetizer recipes appeal to you?
  • What holiday dish could you eat in it’s entirety and not give a rat’s booty about?
  • What do you do with all your leftovers? Do you make a chili?
  • Ladies: Who’s the tastier side dish: Paul Walker or Ryan Gosling?
  • Gentlemen: Who’s the tastier dessert: Jessica Alba or Kiera Knightley?

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Comments

  1. OMG – You guys are so cute – Love the recipes, too :-)

    • Thanks CJ!! :) Hope you make one/both this Thursday – however, I am sure you already have some recipes up your sleeves! ๐Ÿ˜‰

  2. Thanks for making me laugh this morning!

  3. What was Franklin thinking?? Well we do have both wild turkeys and Bald Eagles in the neighborhood so I suppose those turkeys can fly a little, but not like the eagles I almost run into while flying at several thousand feet!

    I’m hoping for salmon for TG dinner. Haven’t had turkey in many years. I did have tofurkey at a vegan TG once. Tasted like I sliced some rubber off the Jeep’s tires! No gravy could save that stuff, lol!

    Jessica for sure!

    Happy TG GiGi!!

    • Having salmon for dinner would be like every other day for me, lol!!! I wouldn’t mind though! Maybe I will come over after I finish my turkey feast ๐Ÿ˜‰

  4. Hahaha – ooh lady – you never fail to deliver boatloads of side splitting laughter! Thank you!
    Love your spinach, tomatoes and balsamic! My fav thanksgiving recipe involves pumpkin, sweet potatoes and pecans -thinking we are gonna have this with some spicy roasted chicken :)
    I could eat pumpkin pie and not give a “rats booty about” !!! haha! And I think “Aaron Eckhart” is the TASTIEST side dish! Happy Thanksgiving lady!

    • I am thrilled you find my videos amusing ๐Ÿ˜€ That just makes me want to KEEP ON MAKING THEM! <3

      And the spinach recipe is so delish, really… I wanted to make more! 1 pound shrivels up into NOTHING, lol!

      And yummmmmmmmmmm Spicy Roast Chicken?! Maybe I will have my dad make spicy roast turkey – what kind of herbs/spices do you use in your chicken rub?

  5. Hahaha you girls are so silly and cute! Love the outfit lol! Happy thanksgiving!! :)

  6. Love your spinach recipe! It’s always good to have healthy recipes on Thanksgiving. Look forward to the Xmas video to come!!

    • Yes!! I have tons of HEALTHY Thanksgiving recipes! :) Butternut squash, chestnuts, leeks, Brussels Sprouts YUM ๐Ÿ˜€

      Oh and you just prepare yourself for The Food Pervert and my XMAS episode! lol!

  7. Let’s get perverted with spinach!!! YUM!! I’m so glad you (and your arteries) were saved little turkey!! My favorite go to on Thanksgiving is wine. Lots of wine. At least, that’s my contribution to the feast since I don’t cook anything well enough to serve on a holiday as fabulous as Thanksgiving! Happy Day GiGi!!!

    • Ha Ha! My arteries are thanking me right now, and continue to thank me every day because I don’t eat bacon, mayo, cheese laden appetizers like my Food Pervert friend ๐Ÿ˜‰

      OOOOO can you make a video of yourself after you’ve had 5 glasses of wine please?!?!? HA HAHA H! ๐Ÿ˜€

  8. I cannot get over how cute your hats are! I WANT, I WANT!!!! They’re almost as sexy as our baseball caps and faux beards :)

    Great turkey twerk too. Although, may I suggest shaking your tail feather next time?!

    And Ryan Gosling is my favorite side dish btw.

    • I have them at my house! We can rock em the next time we film or just hang out, they’re pretty SNAZZZY if you ask me! ๐Ÿ˜‰

      And yes, I probably should have thrusted my tail fathers a little more, however, I remember being VERY SORE thanks to our STAIR MASTER work out, so I couldn’t quite maneuver! LOL!

  9. OMG you are absolutely ridiculous. And I love it. LOVE the holiday edition and costumes. You guys are too cute. And ps can I pick the best of both recipes?? Throw some turkey bacon in your sauteed spinach? Oh yeah!

    • OMG yes! We were actually thinking about that… However Tara definitely used FULL ON BACON as opposed to turkey bacon, and I do NOT eat pork AT ALL – but I must try some turkey or salmon bacon in this spinach recipe! :)

  10. I usually just find a recipe and remove all the stuff I dont like (everything for thanksgiving has walnuts for some reason) and then I figure out a way to make it easily enough that even I cant mess it up.

  11. Cute! Happy Thanksgiving!

  12. That was awesomely funny!!
    1. Probably my Avocado Cranberry Sauce recipe, recently created! 2. Who is Miley Cyrus? Wait, nevermind… I don’t think I care. 3. MmmMMMmm!! Food!!! :) 4. Turkey! Ham! Salmon! Um… Where’s Beef and Bison? Are we not listing the major food groups here? 5. Definitely! Although I do cheese-free recipes… Someone has to include some dairy some of the time! 6. Erm… You mean like: not sharing? Well, I don’t plan on sharing the smoked turkey I’m making for Thanksgiving this year! :) 7. EAT THEM!!! 8. Erm… Not really my flavor, I think. But my guess is: RG. He’s all over the ‘net these days. 9. Now we’re talking!! I’m going with: JA! Appetizer, Dinner, and Dessert!!! Even when she was blonde!

    • I don’t list bison, or wild game because that is out of everyone (except you and my) NORM! lol!!!

      How about sharing a roast leg or elk, with a blond JA? lol

      • That would be an amazing dream! I mean, she’d probably have to ask me to stop pinching myself (cuz more than once is just weird)!! In fact (and this may be hard to believe), I might be forced to purchase someone else’s food or bring in another chef, because I’m not sure I would be steady enough to cook properly myself!

        • WHAAAAA!!!!! I just fell OUT OF my chair! Purchase someone else’s food!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am shocked. SHOCKED I tell you – what’s your go to?

  13. Love the North Face Turkey jacket…LOL very clever. Do we have to pick between Paul Walker and Ryan? Can’t it be a tie?? OKay maybe Ryan:) We make sandwiches with our leftovers, probably the only time I eat bread.

    • Ah ha ha! It’s the only brown sweater I had my in closet, and lets be real, I am from Wyoming – it’s cold there… And I love fleece jackets! ๐Ÿ˜‰

      And you could totally spread Paul & Ryan on a whole grain or paleo cracker ๐Ÿ˜‰

  14. I’m not big on turkey or dressing. I enjoy the holiday but I could take or leave the main dishes that people get all in a rut about. I like the veggies and casseroles the best!

    • YES! You would love my house Joi. I am in charge of the brussels sprouts and the butternut squash and we also serve up my favorite: roasted chestnuts! **DROOLING already!**

  15. Wow another Thanksgiving, your spinach dish along with Tara’s sinful crusty bread topping really compliment each other. I’m going to make this with chicken for my dinner, but I will use Applegate farms bacon and skip mayo to give it that GiGi healthy twist. I must say the Turkey twirk came first and I’m skipping desert this year. I could eat mashed potato’s with turnips and garlic till the Turkeys come home. There’s never anything left over here, not with cat’s, opossums, skunks, raccoons and me :)
    Happy holiday and travel safe.

    • Thank You Rocco, YOU TOO! I don’t do dessert either, for obvious reasons, however, I make BUCKET LOADS of butternut squash and that sort of serves as my dessert :) Have you ever had chestnuts?

      • Many times, so many of the trees have been cut for wood it’s sad. I learned the hard way that you must score the shell before roasting other wise it’s like splitting a rock open. Healthy starch and fun to eat.

        • AH ha ha ah aha ha ha aha ha! Oh noooooo!!!!! You need a mallet! ๐Ÿ˜‰ It’s probably my favorite food on the face of the planet actually, and I probably say that because I only eat them 3 times a year -Thanksgiving, Xmas and New Years (if they are around at that point).

  16. I love my Mom’s stuffing. Nothing like stuffing yourself silly ;)… I mean in moderation HA! hehe

    • I cannot wait to see your Thanksgiving Day photos, mom’s stuffing including…. And uh, what’s moderation?!?!? I got my Thanksgiving Sweats READY TO GO!

  17. You guys were awesome in that video! Hmm, as much as I like turkey, I have to say my favorite recipe is Oyster stuffing. A few years ago I made it and it was a hit! There is nothing left by the end of dinner. Happy Thanksgiving, Gigi!

  18. Yummy- I’d eat both of those :) Happy Thanksgiving Gigi!

  19. OMG. I don’t even know what I would do with a turkey. Fortunately my family is smart enough to ask me to bring appetizers instead (and they specify store – bought). Not kidding. But this is by no means a complaint!

    • Ha Ha Ha! Won’t lie to you, I don’t think I could handle a WHOLE TURKEY myself… Now I can easily make ground turkey burgers. LOL! So what do these appetizers typically consist of?!

  20. The only girl I know that still looks cute with a turkey slapped on her head. :)

    Both recipes sound YUMMY!!!!!

    Since I’m obsessed with kale, do you think your recipe would taste good using kale instead of spinach????

    • Oh heck yes!!! I was even considering swapping in kale for spinach but I didn’t have any on hand! Swiss Chard would be good too! :)

  21. Thanks for bringing some humor to the holiday season!

  22. That was a total LOL…that’s all! :)

  23. You’re crazy girl! I think Miley’s butt cheeks kind of look like a turkey but that’s about the only relation. And I pick Dimitri Klokov to be my side dish :)

    • LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh god. Now I don’t want to eat turkey on Thursday, thank you for that visual! I will make it known at the dinner table that we are eating Miley!

  24. I wish I would have seen this recipe before I planned our Thanksgiving stuff – Oh, well maybe Sunday!!! I love crostinis!!!
    By the way, you are a super cute turkey.

    • Ha Ha! You can save these recipes for the weekend for sure, or even Xmas! There are lots of opportunities to celebrate in the next couple weeks I am sure ๐Ÿ˜‰

      And thank you… Gobble! ha ha.

  25. Yummy! And super cute and festive costumes! I make a mean cranberry sauce, problem is I haven’t located the recipe yet…I know it’s here somewhere…I’m not too disorganized….hahaha! Happy Thanksgiving!

    • OH my, I am intrigued by your recipe! My father just adds sugar and lemon to frozen cranberries. I cannot imagine what else you might do to them!

  26. can we hire you to be our thanksgiving entertainment? LOL! love it

    • Why of course you can! While my services are free of charge because you rock my socks off…. I would ask that we start a kick starter campaign so I can earn $$ to fly on over to you! LOL!! ๐Ÿ˜‰

  27. Why don’t we hang out – oh wait we live far away! We need a spectators day with the turkey and the hot dog!!

    • GAH stupid miles!!!!! Well if we ever do hangout, COSTUMES ARE A MUST!!! Sign up for another race in LA! I will be there, turkey or better yet, lion costume, and all!

  28. You had way too much fun putting this post together, love it!!

  29. You guys are awesome. So cute and great recipes.

  30. Me and turkeys are twerking for thanksgiving along with matza balls! Happy turkey twerk

  31. So FUN! Thanks for the smiles.

  32. There’s never any leftover turkey in my house but you better bet that carcass gets used in turkey soup!

    • YES!!!! My dad needs to do that. After I pick up the remaining meat on the carcass – my sister and my favorite thing to do… He then dumps it in the trashhhh!!!! For a chef like himself, you’d think he’d want to make a soup with it! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

  33. I love it! So cute! Love the name of your blog as well. Looking forward to stopping by again!

  34. Obviously I prefer your dish :-)

    I <3 watching your videos. Actually the spinach dish would be perfect. I'm needing a green dish for my meal.

  35. I always have to leave your posts for when I have more time to watch & enjoy – they make my day!! YOU ROCK!!!!!!!

  36. I eat TURKEY of course! With lots of sides…including brussel sprouts!! ๐Ÿ˜€

  37. lol!!!! happy thanksgiving!!

  38. Love the Turkey Suit! Also I prefer the appetizers and the desserts over the holidays. Admittedly not crazy about the whole turkey stuffing thing… Maybe thats just me?!

    • It’s just you. LMFAO – jk ๐Ÿ˜‰ I love turkey, but I tend to load up on other things like CHESTNUTS! What is your fave side dish?

      Happy Thanksgiving :)

  39. I would have salmon any time, for any reason! Or fondue. Fondue is great.

    Leftovers make great soup if you add some broth.

    None of those actors, I choose Pierce Brosnan, ideally from a couple years ago. :-)

  40. i’im not picky about food during thanksgiving as long as it’s good!

    -kathy
    Vodka and Soda

  41. Hahaha you bitches are craayyyy. I must do the turkey twerk with you. I think you already know which dish I would choose….YOURS DUHH!

  42. Oh my goodness… this was so hilarious/cute!!!! hahahah :)

  43. I made both dish’s, really good. I’m throwing in a little extra workout in lieu of Tara’s devilish delight, well worth it. :)

    • WAHOO! I am glad you liked them! :) I am right there with you, I’ve been working out a bit longer and harder for the past few days! lol!

  44. LOL, You guys are too funny!! I’m lovin’ the turkey outfit and all the recipes!! I hope you had a fabulous Thanksgiving!

    • :) I certainly did, and I am happy to report that I have cleaned out the left overs ๐Ÿ˜‰ I hope you had a great one too!!

  45. I absolutely love this recipe for Giada De Laurentiis’s Sauteed Spinach! I will feel a little bit like a celebrity chef when I am sauteeing spinach, cherry tomatoes and shallots in olive oil, balsamic vinegar and basil while trying to twerk (badly, in my case) at the same time! Thank you so much for sharing this post on the Healthy, Happy, Green & Natural hop! I appreciate it!

    • What I love most about Giada’s Recipe is that she personally gave me her cookbook as a birthday present!!! She is the sweetest woman :)

      THANK YOU for visiting! Happy Holidays!

  46. Hope you had a great Thanksgiving! I’m eating only veggies from now on to make up for my overindulging. :)

    • Ha Ha! I hear you, until I get hungry, then I dig into the salmon like a BEAR! ๐Ÿ˜‰

      Hopefully you had a terrific holiday!

  47. OMG hilarious – the costumes, the turkey twerk. And of course topping the bacon crostini with some spinach will make it healthier :-) Looks delicious! I can only imagine what the Christmas episode will include!!

  48. Fantastic Thanksgiving post! Went through a ridiculous amount of bacon over the holiday…..off to turkey twerk and work off the extra. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  49. VIN DEISEL.
    MAY I PICK THE VIN???

  50. This is one of the best things ever, and I was having a lousy Monday morning. Glad I stumbled upon this treasure! I think the turkey twerk came before the Miley twerk.
    I’m going to have to go with the bacon here, although spinach would be great after that! My only contribution to Thanksgiving this year was mashed potatoes (absolutely brimming with butter) and homemade whipped cream (absolutely brimming with..cream)

    • Oh No! Why such a lousy Monday?! I hope it gets better – and I am glad I could sort of HELP ๐Ÿ˜€ That’s my goal in life, to make people smile! So thank you for starting my day off right!

      Sounds like your Thanksgiving was DELICIOUSLY SINFUL! I can only image what Christmas might be like! ๐Ÿ˜€

  51. Mac and Cheese was my favorite dish…. yummy!
    And can I just take all singe, nice, with a job, don’t live at home with a momma men over 6’2?

  52. Totally got caught up in the Turkey story! You are too cute.

  53. Sandra Goldstein says:

    Hi Gigi, Thanks for your full of humor post and video. Good costumes girls! There is nothing better than a hearty dose of laughter in a cold autumn evening. I like your Thanksgiving alternative menus. They both seem so fresh and nutritious! Do you think I can substitute the bacon in the recipe? I am not a fan of pork but would like to make it anyway. I love the sautรฉed spinach with shallots and cherry potatoes. This is an ideal side dish not only for Thanksgiving.
    Thanks for sharing

    • You could certainly sub the bacon in the recipe – you can either ditch it completely or use a healthier, grass-fed beef bacon or a turkey bacon, whichever you would prefer! :) Hope you made the spinach dish this evening!

  54. I just watched this video and it made me laugh! Thank you for bringing a smile on this cloudy day! :)

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    http://www.ManhattanImageandStyle.com
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