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Academy Award Winning Appetizers

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Cheers to the Oscars!

And the Oscar for Best Actress in a Leading Role goes to….

Question Marks

Wait! Hold up, someone rewind the DVR… I missed that!!!!

GiGi Missed That!

Sorry! Sorry! I was FAR too busy DRINKING and CREATING AWARD WINNING SNACKS with THE FOOD PERVERT to notice who tripped over their Valentino or Vera Wang gown, as they “sashayed” their stuff to the stage to accept their GOLD AND NAKED MAN!

Cheers to the Oscars!

That being said, I SHOULD ACTUALLY REALLY pay attention, because when Tara and I parade around the Academy Award after parties… Ahem, The Governor’s Ball followed by the Vanity Fair party… We need to know who to congratulate!

Picture This: “Oh Sandra, you most certainly deserved to WIN best actress for Gravity! I mean, the way you were able to convey a Russian hooker… Oh wait… Huh? And hold up… Cate… beat your ass? Heh… Heh…”

Sandra Bullock at the 2013 Oscars

Awk… ward!

The only way out of this “OOPS” situation would be to hand Sandra some delicious snacks that Tara and I concocted prior to hitting up all the glamorous after parties. Screw Wolfgang Puck‘s baked potatoes and caviar… How about some Tuna Poke

Tuna Poke

Or are Bacon, Honey, Nectarine Crostinis more your MOUTH’S JAM?!

Bacon Goat Cheese Nectarine Crostinis

Hit the road Wolfie! (And no, I am not talking about my car!) 

Sandra certainly wouldn’t call security on our asses after sinking her teeth into some of our exquisite salty morsels! Instead, she’d probably invite Cate, Amy and the rest of her “competition” over… So they could wolf down some of our bites as well (ha! Wolf… Wolfgang. I make myself laugh). We will take pictures of this “binge fest” and post them on instagram!

GiGi Dubois and Tara Redfield Eat Delicious Appetizers

Hey, after a few months of starving themselves so as to fit into their gowns…  These are the perfect bites to REFUEL with!

GiGi Eating Tuna Poke

Hmmm… I guess this means Tara and I need to make truck loads! 

Not to worry… Tara and I do JUST THAT in the latest GiGi (& The Food Pervert) Eats video! Check it out: 

For the Tuna Poke, you need:

Tuna Poke, Canned and Fresh Tuna

 

 

For the Perverted (non-GiGi Approved) Crostinis (2 ways), you need:

Bacon Goat Cheese Crostinis and Avocado Hot Pepper Crostinis

For Both:

  • French Baguette
  • Goat Cheese

For Sweet Crostinis:

  • Bacon
  • Nectarines
  • Honey and Pepper

For Spicy Crostinis:

  • Green Onions
  • Avocado
  • Jalapeno 

GiGi and Tara Pose for the Oscars

SO TELL ME…

  • Do you watch the Oscars?
  • Do you call them the Oscars or The Academy Awards?
  • What celebrity would you LOVE TO SEE TRIP at the award show?
  • If you were to attend this fete, what designer would you like to be draped in?
  • Have you seen any Oscar nominated movies? Or do you even know what movies are nominated? 
  • If there were a movie about your life… What actor/actress would you want to play you? 

Linked to: #StrangeButGood & Fit Tip Tuesday & Waste Not Want Not