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Anne Hathaway is currently on her seventh White Castle Burger…

White Castle Burgers

Conquering this mound may be harder on your body than climbing K2!

And Jennifer Lawrence has been camping out at In & Out Burger for the past few days…

Jennifer Lawrence eating on the set of Hunger Games

Wait, that’s definitely not on the secret menu… 

Why exactly?

BECAUSE AWARD SEASON IS OVER!

Screw you SPAX… Suck on that Valentino… Oh and Giorgio… EAT IT!

Target-brand elastic waistband sweats and… okay… over priced plain white Versace t-shirt, here celebs come!

Now is the time that Bradley Cooper and Naomi Watts indulge in their sweet teeth (tooths? Yeah, they both sound weird!) 

Sweet Tooth

Those two aren’t the only ones who will be joining in on the Hollywood binge-fest…

You may find:

Cameron Diaz skinning a pig as hot oil boils in the deep fryer, so as to make fried pig skin.

Scarlett Johansson chasing after a buffalo trying to find it’s zesty wings.

Buffalo with Wings

FAR COOLER than any Unicorn!

Jennifer Aniston fleeing the country to get only the BEST Mexican food.

Bradley Cooper getting arrested and being filmed by TMZ after breaking into Domino’s and whipping up his own cheesy creations.

Bradley Cooper Drunk

Pizza makes you a bit loopy, huh Mr. Cooper?

Hugh Jackman sitting on the street corner of Hollywood Blvd, finishing off his fourth bottle of wine while noshing on fluffy white bread.

Robert De Niro flipping the bird to all the elephants at the LA ZOO as he wolfs down tubs of peanut butter.

Angry Elephant

Watch it De Niro!

While attacking food like a pack of wolves on a mangled moose carcass may be fun and delicious at first, the repercussions can be cataclysmic. (Not to get DRAMATIC or anything).

If these A-listers (or B & C-listers) continue to binge eat, they run the risk of increasing their levels of stress, insomnia, depression, anxiety, substance abuse and weight gain. In such cases people can also try out benzo detox to get rid off stress and anxiety. The delta 8 vape carts is what you can get online these days to get help with anxiety as some prefer that. If you’re looking for a great way to boost your energy and focus levels, then you can visit a helpful site like https://d8superstore.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/cake-2-gram-d8-disposable-gelato-41-min-600×600.jpg for some Delta 8 disposable vapes!

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Oh no! If Hollywood stops binge eating, US Weekly, Star Magazine, Life & Style and In Touch might go out of business!

Lindsay Lohan US Weekly

Sorry rag mags, but I gotta help my posse out (oh how sad, I think celebrities are my friends!)

Instead of restricting yourself to lettuce leaves and green drinks, eating a balanced diet full of these healthy foods will help anyone avoid binge eating. Eating disorder rate is increasing. People look for treatment programs to cope up. Monte Nido Vista in Agoura Hills provides residential eating disorder treatment to adults. Search the webpage of this center to know more.

When you eat a balanced diet (high quality protein, healthy fat and fiber-rich unprocessed carbohydrates), you stay full for far longer, thus you won’t start drifting off into Candy Land.

Candyland

So Anne, you really didn’t need to subsist on kale and three almonds a day in order to slip into your gowns during this award season. You could have indulged in grilled salmon, roasted vegetables, a side of sweet potatoes and even some whole grain brown rice… Not only would you have fit even more beautifully into all of your expensive dresses, but you also probably would not have hit so many seamstresses* during the fitting process due to your HANGRY!

Anne Hathaway flipping the bird

*While I am only guessing this happened, you never know, HANGRY can be bit*hy!   

What are the foods that you stuff in your face faster than a race car?

What foods can you just NOT resist?