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Donald Trump Needs Some Saffron!

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Donald Trump Angry

Watch out for T-Rex!

Donald Trump Angry

Oh wait… Excuse me…

T-Rex

 Separated at birth, don’t you think?

You know what these two pissed off carnivores need? 

Saffron!

Okay random… 

Yes, I am talking about that fiery red spice that rapes your wallet when you buy it at the store…  

No Money

M***** F*****! Saffron better be worth it! 

Well, we all know that Mr. Trump’s wallet can handle the cost, so he better purchase the spice ASAP and perhaps sprinkle some in Mr. Rex’s mouth… While he’s at it like a drug dealer, he might as well hand some of the spice over to other rather disturbed celebrities…

Tyra Banks angry

SPICE ME UP NOW BIG BOY!

But wait, shouldn’t these angry celebrities just head to their therapist’s offices?

Well they could, but why bother throwing down the extra G’s when saffron could very well be a ingestible therapist!

Saffron on Spoon

Open Wide!

Okay, lets not go that far, but saffron does have some mood calming, among other, benefits that really need to be highlighted.

Saffron has a way of charming the pants off of anger, depression and digestive issues.

And a high-five can be given to the compound crocin that saffron is abundant in (it activates serotonin in our bodies – calming anxieties, etc).

Saffron bitch-slaps more than just anger and depression though.

In fact, if Amanda Bynes ingested copious amounts of saffron, as opposed to…. Well, you fill in the blank… She might have been able to avoid those hit and run messes she is/was involved in because saffron is known to improve vision!

Amanda Bynes Hot Mess

“Oh hey look, I have five fingers!”

Sorry for not letting you know sooner Amanda!

In all seriousness though, saffron should really just have it’s own comic book series because the spice has innumerable amounts of antioxidants. Antioxidants are like Superman in your body, they kick some serious booty in order to protect you from ailments such as cancer.

Kick Cancer's Ass

Would you flip through the pages of SAFFRON: Paella and Cancer Battle it Out

Put a red wig on The Rock and he will most likely be the front runner to play Saffron in the comic book turned movie!

 The Rock with Red Hair

The Rock is cooking with saffron!

Clearly “medicating” with saffron is far more intelligent than loading up on al capone and aunt nora to calm down and get happy! 

*RDA for saffron: two 88 mg doses a day!

  • Do you believe that saffron can actually calm people down?
  • Do you think Donald Trump and T-Rex look alike?
  • How do you like The Rock as a red head?
  • Do you use saffron? If so, how? And have you felt its affects?
  • What drugs do you think Amanda Bynes is on?