Spring is like Viagra for vegetables and fruits.
Did I really just say that?
OH YES, YES I DID.
And maybe I should warn you right now that this post and video get a little INAPPROPRIATE… So if you cannot handle it, you might want to just leave right now.
But anyways, back to my original comment.
Produce tends to go from this…
The second it feels the warmth from the sun’s rays and it hears the chirps from birds arriving back after their winter vacations at one of the many ClubMeds.
This is just phenomenal… Much like Viagra is for some…
Because now we can once again experience pure bliss.
Mouthtastical bliss, that is! (I know what you were thinking!)
Raise your hand if you missed fresh, long, firm and erect asparagus?
Well to celebrate it’s return, I created “Asp-ecial” VIDEO about the mighty stalk… And a certain actor’s… Ahem. Check it out!
And to further celebrate SPRING’S……… Erection, okay, really, I have to stop, I would love it if all of you would LINK UP to your favorite spring–time recipes!
SO TELL ME…
- Have you ever been to a ClubMed? Do you even know what a ClubMed is?
- Have you heard the rumors about the actor I mention in the video?
- What is your favorite SPRING TIME vegetable?
- What two produce (fruit/vegetable) do you wish would have sex and make a baby?
- What are your favorite phallic-shaped fruits and vegetables?
- Have you ever FENCED with asparagus?
- Anyone else think Taylor Swift looks a little like an asparagus spear?
FAVOR: I am in the running (1 of 3!) to be the voice of Ken Baker’s (E! News Host) main character in his new book! In order for me to WIN… I would ADORE IT if you could ALL TWEET [email protected] #HowIGotSkinny GiGi @dubagee — You can tweet this as much as you want until March 23 at 6PM PST!!