F#$%@*&%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Swimsuit season… I guess I need to start a few work out programs!
Excuse my random outburst… It must have happened because I am extremely HANGRY due to the fact that swimsuit season is pretty much here (well in LA that is)… And I am starving myself so as to look like Adriana Lima in ass floss and nipple tassels.
Wait, is that a burlap sack?
Okay, I am actually NOT starving myself (or wearing what a showgirl might wear in Vegas) – you can ask my friends… But I am pretty sure there are a few celebrities out there who might be…
Not even sure what to say about this…
It really drives me hair YANKING crazy when I hear people say they’re going on juice fasts, excuse me, CLEANSES, so as to achieve some sexy ASS CLEAVEGE (oh yea, guys want this too…).
These ladies are pretty cheeky!
YOU DON’T… I REPEAT… YOU DON’T need to nix CHEWING in order to get the beach appropriate body!
You want to know who is YELLING THIS along with me?
Kimberly Snyder!
You can tell she’s conjuring up another delicious recipe!
Kimberly Snyder is best known for being a celebrity nutritionist (Drew Barrymore and Channing Tatum are only two of her “sparkling” clients) as well as the author of the best selling book The Beauty Detox Solution. Kim recently released another delicious read.
The Beauty Detox Foods.
To sum up 300 pages worth of information (did you know Watercress is wonderful for your skin?): you can eat absolutely delicious foods and look stunning; NO STARVING NECESSARY!
How about feasting on some Endurance Protein Bars made with nuts, cinnamon and a hint of nutmeg… Or belly-flopping into a bowl of Italian Eggplant Caponata?
Check out those eggplant’s curves
Kim’s recipes are perfect for animal lovers and gluten shunners as they’re all vegan and gluten-free! For the carnivores in the world (yep, that’s me!) Kim’s recipes make great side dishes to that extra large, juicy, bacon-topped grass-fed beef burger!
Check out those BUNS and MEAT!
Just call Kim the Hangry Slayer!
Stuff it, HANGRY!
While you’re more than welcome to purchase her newest book on her web site or Amazon… (Do book stores still exist?)
I have some pretty tasty news…
YOU CAN WIN A COPY OF HER BOOK… RIGHT HERE!
NOW THAT IS SOMETHING TO YELL F#$%@*&%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! about!
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- How do you prepare for ass-floss season?
- Do you believe in “cleansing” or “fasting”?
- Is the weather starting to get WARMER where you are?
- What’s your favorite superfood?
- Do you have any AMAZING summer plans? Make me jealous…
- How do you like them apples?