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What The Fudge?

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Sugar Free, Vegan, Gluten Free, Fruit Free and High Protein Fudgsicles

Non-Organic, Non Grass-Fed, Non-Fat Milk…

Fudgsicles have non-fat, hormone laden milk in them

Ew… What the FUDGE!

Maltodextrin…

Maltodextrin lurks within fudgsicles

Der… What the FUDGE!

Asparatame…

GiGi Dubois rips open a box of fudgsicles

Okay, SERIOUSLY… What the FUDGE!

I am so over these pseudo low-fat “healthy treats” that trick people into buying them because of their flashy “I’m so healthy” labels/claims… I am over them as much as I am over hearing about Kim Kardashian posting ass provocative selfies on Instagram.

I… GIVE… NO… FUDGES!!!!

However, I do give fudges about ALL OF YOU who come hang out with me every week, which is why my latest video is dedicated to letting you all know the TRUTH about one of summer’s favorite treats… 

Fudgsicles.

Am I right? Do you crave these sweet, chocolatey fudge sticks as the heat of the sun causes you to melt into a pile of sweat? How many have you hoovered in the past week… Could you out eat the Black Widow in a Fudgsicle eating content? Be honest!

Well, as I virtually shake my finger at you, check out why exactly those delicious devils are… well, exactly that, DEVILS!

Are you now telling me to “go fudge myself”? 

Not so fast! Not so fast! As you saw in the video (because I know you watched…) I am A FUDGING GENIUS and created a HEALTHY FUDGSICLE RECIPE!! 

Get your mouths ALL OVER THESE! 

 What The… High Protein, Healthy Fudgsicles 

Healthy Fudgsicle Recipe: Sugar Free, Vegan, Gluten Free, Fruit Free and High Protein Fudgsicles

How to make…

  1. Mix all the above ingredients together… Freeze in ice cube trays, push pop contraptions… Whatever you want.
  2. Enjoy in about an hour, depending on how HARD you want them! 

GiGi holds her healthy fudgsicle recipe

TA DA!

So tell me…

  • Favorite frozen treat?
  • Do you know what maltodextrin is? 
  • Which Kardashian would you smear a Fudgsicle in his/her face? 
  • Have you subscribed to my YouTube channel yet? 
  • Chocolate or Vanilla?
  • If you could live off of one dessert for the rest of your life, what would it be?