When you mosey on over to the produce section at the grocery store… I know you can’t help but think that some of these fruits and vegetables look like VERY SPECIFIC body parts… Cause, we all have “dirty minds”… No? Just me?
Now that I helped you transport your mind to “Gutterland,” CAN WE PLEASE discuss ONE specific “body part” that I know you’ve noticed…
Cause it’s a total crowd pleaser…
Well… In my opinion, that is.
Kate Upton’s BAZOOMBAS.
You can’t tell me you’ve never noticed Kate Upton’s tits sitting next to Donald Trump’s “mug” and Beyonce’s bodacious haunches?
While the actual HUMAN Kate Upton most likely has Thanksgiving plans (didn’t she get married recently?)… Her produce counterpart… Which we can now disclose as spaghetti squash because I am PRETTY SURE you got the reference at this point (or not?)… May not have actually been invited to any Thanksgiving feasts… Considering it is NOT one of the traditional Thanksgiving staples.
But you really should be “STAPLING” that gourd to your feast...
Even though it looks like a jaundice-laced coconut.
Don’t let it’s looks scare you away, though. After all, your mother (who you very well may be sitting down to your feast with – GOOD LUCK…) always told you to NOT judge a book by its cover, right?
And let me tell you… The interior of spaghetti squash will impress the crap out of you and your taste buds. I am not so sure the same can be said about Kate Upton… After all, the only thing truly noticeable on her is her…
I kid. I kid. Cause I ain’t judging that book by the cover. She could have an IQ of 160 for all I know!
You know what doesn’t have an IQ of 160… And I know this for a fact…
Your Thanksgiving turkey (or Tofurky)… That pairs insanely well is spaghetti squash… The gourd that needs ON YOUR TABLE next to your green beans and sweet potatoes this year.
And guess what? You don’t have to take up precious oven real estate to cook this squash into its magical spaghetti strands (that’s why it’s called spaghetti squash if you didn’t know)… You can, in fact, COOK IT IN YOUR MICROWAVE… A kitchen contraption not often used on feast day… And I show you how to show your NUKER some LOVE in the latest GiGi Eats video!
HOW TO COOK SPAGHETTI SQUASH IN THE MICROWAVE
Now INVITE THE “IMPASTA” or it may get “UPSETTI”…Har Har.
“PENNE FOR YOUR THOUGHTS”…
- Spaghetti Squash… Is it part of your traditional Thanksgiving feast?
- What’s your favorite part of your Thanksgiving meal?
- Do you have any traditional activities you do/play on T-Day?
- Where will you be headed this year to celebrate?
- Are you the type to participate in BLACK FRIDAY shenanigans (in person)?
- What gifts are you most looking forward to getting your hands on… For others?
- Perhaps… An Air-Fryer? BAH HA HA HA! I can’t stop. Won’t stop obsessing.