99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer…
No, no, no, beer is not expensive enough!
99 bottles of Dom Perignon on the wall, 99 bottles of Dom Perignon, take one down, pass it around…
And everyone gets a DUI.
other day it seems as though a celebrity is being pulled over for driving under the influence.
I thought they had enough money to pay for drivers? Oh wait, they spent it all on the Cristal!
PETA gets so happy when they see this picture.
Drinking in moderation actually has health promoting properties but clearly Mel Gibson, Chris Klein, Paris Hilton, Amanda Bynes… and everyone else in “celeb-ville” (?) have no idea what moderation is.
The “Didster” just can’t stop!
When done appropriately, drinking may actually be healthy. (Emphasis on the MAY as some people MAY NOT benefit)
- Reducing your risk of developing heart disease
- Reducing your risk of dying of a heart attack
- Possibly reducing your risk of stroke
- Lowering your risk of gallstones
- Possibly reducing your risk of diabetes
Alright, alright, before you pull a Matthew McConaughey and release your musical talent stark-naked…
Check out the negative effects drinking has in excess.
- You look like a doofus
- Loss of brain cells
- Liver failure
- Stomach ulcers
- High blood pressure
- Certain types of cancer
- Nerve damage
- Heart failure
- Putting other people’s live at risk (if you take the wheel)
Think about that the next time you order a B-52, Appletini, Long Island Iced Tea or whatever your poison may be!
Prost! Zum Wohl!
Lindsey, go home!
Don’t forget to check out episode 4 of the GiGi Eats Celebrities (a little kick in your pants!) web series! Episode 5 will be thrown down your esophagus (too graphic?) April 17th!