Kamikaze Crazy

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer…

No, no, no, beer is not expensive enough!

99 bottles of Dom Perignon on the wall, 99 bottles of Dom Perignon, take one down, pass it around…

And everyone gets a DUI.

Every other day it seems as though a celebrity is being pulled over for driving under the influence.

I thought they had enough money to pay for drivers? Oh wait, they spent it all on the Cristal!

PETA gets so happy when they see this picture.

Not only are they jeopardizing other people’s lives by getting behind their Bentley‘s wheel, but they’re also jeopardizing their health by binge drinking.

Drinking in moderation actually has health promoting properties but clearly Mel Gibson, Chris Klein, Paris Hilton, Amanda Bynes… and everyone else in “celeb-ville” (?) have no idea what moderation is.

The “Didster” just can’t stop!

When done appropriately, drinking may actually be healthy. (Emphasis on the MAY as some people MAY NOT benefit)

  • Reducing your risk of developing heart disease
  • Reducing your risk of dying of a heart attack
  • Possibly reducing your risk of stroke
  • Lowering your risk of gallstones
  • Possibly reducing your risk of diabetes

Alright, alright, before you pull a Matthew McConaughey and release your musical talent stark-naked…


Check out the negative effects drinking has in excess.

Short Term:

  • You look like a doofus

Long Term:

  • Loss of brain cells
  • Liver failure
  • Stomach ulcers
  • High blood pressure
  • Certain types of cancer
  • Epilepsy
  • Nerve damage
  • Heart failure
  • Putting other people’s live at risk (if you take the wheel)

Think about that the next time you order a B-52, Appletini, Long Island Iced Tea or whatever your poison may be!

Prost! Zum Wohl!

Lindsey, go home!

Don’t forget to check out episode 4 of the GiGi Eats Celebrities (a little kick in your pants!) web series! Episode 5 will be thrown down your esophagus (too graphic?) April 17th!


  1. It’s never too graphic, throw that post down my food tube! The last time I drank alcohol was last July. I get anxious about it now. Probably because I drank myself into black out city nearly every weekend during High School, into the beginning of college. Needless to say I got that out of my system.

    Not to mention the liquid calories just aren’t worth it! Toss me a brownie for the caloric price of that sex on the beach. I’ll take real sex on the beach any day though. That’s good for your health.

  2. Gia Marakas says:

    You can include many members of “the fitness industry” to your list. Such shining examples of HEALTH!!!

  3. Love this post! It’s great to call out celebrities on this! It does seem like celebrity DUIs happen every day! Love the pics on this post too! lol!

  4. Dom Perignon is the best! I drink while I hike so… I guess I can join this club! AHAHA

  5. I’m not much of a drinker either. I can’t stand the way it makes me feel the next day and hate to waste all that work in the gym on alcohol. I’d rather EAT my calories! Gotta be a ‘party in my mouth’!

    Have a wonderful, happy new year Gigi!

    • OMG party in the mouth, in one of my videos I actually MADE that happen, lol!!! 😉 And I am RIGHT THERE with you, eating over drinking ANY DAY that ends in Y… LOL! Happy New Year!

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