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Meat Bagel with Parsnip Cauliflower Puree - Bagel and Cream Cheese look alike!

I’ve been keeping a secret from all of all of you.

Top Secret Information

I don’t typically share much about my personal life, but I just had to get it off my chest. Perhaps it will help with “closure”.

I had been dating a public figure for the past nine months.

Key word: HAD.

Unfortunately, our relationship recently fizzled. He turned out to be the BIGGEST TOOL in the box!

Zac Efron and GiGi Dubois

In order to sooth the “pain” of my severed relationship, the Food Pervert thought it would be best to drown my sorrows in… What else, FOOD! She is pretty perverted in that department after all.

Fluffy carbohydrates and silky smooth fat are utter perfection when it comes to cheering up those “down in the dumps” feelings, right?

Sad GiGi about to eat

That’s why Tara and I decided to make bagels and cream cheese… From scratch!

Meat Bagels with Tara and GiGi

To hell with all my intolerances and allergies, I am sinking my teeth into sadness slaying refined carbohydrates!

APRILS FOOLS!!!

  1. I wasn’t dating a public figure, hell I haven’t been in a relationship in: Okay, I’ll keep that one a secret – Ha Ha!
  2. Drowning your sorrows with food is NOT a healthy way to get over an ex.
  3. We didn’t actually make bagels and cream cheese… Check out the latest video for what we ACTUALLY MADE!

Holy (MEAT) BagelsBatman!! HA! See what I did there??

So how can YOU recreate these mirror images of the real deal? Below is what you need!

Meat Bagel with Parsnip Cauliflower Puree - Bagel and Cream Cheese look alike!For the “Bagel”:

For the “Cream Cheese”:

To Make…

1. Mix the meat, cilantro, egg whites, garlic, paprika and pepper together.

2. Mold into a bagel pan and bake in oven set at 380 degrees for 20 minutes.

3. When meat cooks, steam cauliflower and parsnips (6 minutes). Then blend with chicken broth until smooth.

4. When meat it done, let cool for a minute, then smear the cauliflower and parsnip puree on one “side” and top with the other meat bagel half!

5. You can get pervy too and add extras like bacon, avocado and tomatoes!

SO TELL ME…

  • What kind of bagel do you do back flips for?
  • Do you think Zac Efron and I would make a cute couple?
  • Who do you think the biggest TOOL in Hollywood is?
  • Have you ever had a parsnip before? I never had one prior to this creation!
  • When you’re feeling a little dejected, how do you cheer yourself up?
  • Would you eat at Tara and my Meat Bagel shop? What kind of bagel would you order?

Meat Bagel, upclose and personal! Linked Up To: Healthy, Happy, Green & Natural Party; Fit Tip Tuesday ; Waste Not, Want Not Wednesday; #StrangeButGood;