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I Was Poisoning Myself…

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Over here in THE STATES… It’s full-on SPRINGTIME!

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And you know what that means!?

Ladies… It’s time to start wearing bras and shaving your legs again…

And gentlemen…

DAMMIT! So lucky! You don’t have to shave your legs or wear bras! AND YOU GET TO PEE STANDING UP!

Or do you?

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Well while you may certainly want to CONSIDER doing those things (but hey, do what you want!)…

What really comes to mind when I think “springtime” is:

Spring cleaning.

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It’s time to get rid of all those [hopefully] paid bills from 2009… That shark hat you got as a holiday gift… The giant stuffed dragon you won at a carnival when you were 13… The canned green beans that ACTUALLY EXPIRED two years ago… All your orphan socks

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MaybeJust maybe… Consider taking down your holiday decorations and throwing them away? And yes… I REQUEST that you ditch the jacket YOU YOURSELF purchased that inflates every time someone LIKES something you posted on Facebook.

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Looks like she’s only gotten about 20 likes today… LOSER.

I kid! I kid!** 

Oh and one other request… PLEASE do not take your THROW AWAYS to my place…

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Expect for the shark hat… I most certainly NEED that. 

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Yep. Necessary for life. 

My house already feels like the dumping grounds for “I DO NOT WANT THIS CRAP IN MY HOUSE” stuff… And honestly, I myself am trying to get rid of things so I can live clutter free!

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It’s the way to be?

Sorry, just felt like rhyming, as you can see.

Oh snap, try and stop me!

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AAAANNNYYY WHO… There is one thing in particular that I am RIDDING FROM MY LIFE… And not just for the spring, but FOR GOOD! That one thing is the thing I am referring to in the title of this post… As it was POISONING ME.

If you want to know what it is… Tune in to THIS WEEK’S VIDEO… It’s most of a confessional, to keep myself accountable and potentially help any of you who might, in fact be poisoning themselves as well!

So tell me…

  • Since this is basically a CONFESSIONAL POST & VIDEO… How about you confess something?
  • What have you recently gotten out of your life that you’re thrilled about?
  • Who has made the biggest impact on your life thus far?
  • Spring cleaning… Have you gotten to it yet this year?
  • What is the hardest possession you’ve ever had to get rid of?

**PLEASE DO NOT base your self-worth off of SOCIAL MEDIA STATISTICS & NUMBERS!