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The Waterboy Hates Me

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The Waterboy would be ABSOLUTELY PISSED if he reads what I am about to say…

In fact, he would probably tackle me like a hungry lion would a gazelle.

Lion chasing a gazelle

I like to live my life dangerously though so here goes….

Water sucks. It really, really sucks. Yep. I said it.

Okay, so let me make myself clear (as water? lol): water is utterly scrumptious when your mouth is dryer than the Sahara desert, but it’s not so appetizing when you’re dumping it in your mouth enough to make you have to pee every three minutes and forty seconds.

GiGi Dubois Chokes on NUUN

Fantastically enough, I was able to find a product to JAZZ UP my water (with not just flavor but vitamins too)… So I can easily chug it like a frat boy would a keg.

I should have started the water jug stands (as opposed to keg stands) trend in college – DAMMIT! 

If you find water just plain…. Well, exactly that: PLAIN… Then check out my latest video on HOW TO SCRUMPSHINIZE YOUR H20! 

So tell me…

  • Have you ever tried NUUN? If so, what’s your favorite flavor?
  • Would you ever consider eating the NUUN tablets straight?
  • Do you like plain water? 
  • If you hate water, how do you SCRUMPSHINIZE it?
  • SCRUMPSHINIZE… Who thinks I should write a GiGi Dictionary?! 
  • Are there any products in this world that you would like for me to make a video about?
  • Where would you rather go: to a tropical island to hang out with Toucan Sam or to Willie Wonka’s Chocolate Factory?
  • When was the last time you saw the movie: The Waterboy? What Adam Sandler movie do you like best? 

Toucan Sam