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Septic Tank Smoothie

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Remember when your parents told you NOT to play with your food?

Yeah well…

Whitney and I were far to busy making mansions out of Life Cereal and flinging mashed potato bullets at our siblings, to abide by our parent’s wishes!

However, these celebrity children look as if they know food is for sustenance… Not mooshing together to make some elephant dung looking concoctions that taste… About as good as a septic tank ice cream sundae!

 Nicole Richie feeds her daughter Harper a banana

 “Mom! Pay attention! I want MORE of that banana NOW!! My body is craving potassium!”

Kinston Rossdale eating a ice pop

“I want to go on a merry-go-round”

Zahara Jolie Pitt eats Cheetos

No wonder why obesity is now classified as a “disease”, check out what we’re using as pacifiers now!

suri cruise loves a chocolate croissant

“Just channeling my inner puppy dog” 

WOW… Those celebrity children are BOR-ING! (Well maybe except for Suri – love a girl who isn’t afraid to smear food on her face!)

After Whitney and I conjured up that delicious and nutritious smoothie concoction (Remember Two Girls, One Smoothie?)… We decided to give the smoothie a little something EXTRA!

Check out PART TWO of Two Girls, One Smoothie – You are definitely going to want to try our SECRET INGREDIENTS!

So tell me…

  • When you eat, what animal do you channel?
  • Do you like to eat with your hands?
  • Do you still play with your food?
  • What else would you have added to Whitney and my creation?
  • If you had to live off of either pork brain or cow’s penis… What would you choose? (Vegetarians, yes, you too)
  • What should Whitney and I make next?
  • Who do you think is the cutest celebrity kid?
  • What do you think of North West? I think if I have a kid I will name it Lamp Shade.
  • Did you know that… JUNE 26 IS MY BIRTHDAY?! And Whitney’s was JUNE 24?!