If we truly were what we ate… I would be a…
Or in other words, I would be one EXTREMELY WEIRD LOOKING yet CRAZY TASTY FISH.
Oh wait, I guess the saying IS true, because well… I just described myself (yes, I am CRAZY tasty… Mind —> Gutter)!
ANY WHO… Speaking of crazy tasty (and no, I am not about to talk about myself some more), emphasis on the tasty…
Lets just say… Santa in NUT HUGGERS and Ray Bans… Not a good look…
Not… A… Good… Look. But check out those curves!
If you want to laugh yourself into a coma though… GOOGLE: Santa Claus Underwear.
HOWEVER… He did bring something that looked MIGHTY FINE!
Actually… On that note… I decided to compare all the fish I was supplied with to great ACTORS and ACTRESSES…
DO YOU AGREE WITH MY CHOICES?
My video should be nominated for a YouTube Oscar… Am I right?
But in all seriousness, stop reading depressing news… Stop bidding on Britney Spear’s hair on eBay… Stop watching
porn Hulu… And head on over to SIZZLEFISH’S website so you can learn more about the company and how you can have Santa grace you with his presence prior to the winter holiday!
While you’re at it… LINK UP YOUR SWIMMINGLY SCRUMPTIOUS SEAFOOD RECIPES (below):
SO TELL ME…
- What do you think a Sabhambassagi is?
- Who is buying that Santa “outfit” now?
- If you were coming over, what fish, excuse me, actor, would you want me to cook up?
- If Beyonce was a fish, what type would she be and why?
- Better yet, if YOU were a fish – what kind(s) would you be and why?
- Have you tried Sizzlefish yet?
- Why don’t you go on and subscribe to my YouTube channel!?
I wouldn’t have a soul if I didn’t mention how distraught I am with the passing of Robin Williams. I am so shocked that I cannot even compare him to any fish in the sea!