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A Pie That Will Make You Cream

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Strawberry-Pie

Pumpkin called me bitching the other day…

He’s apparently straight up exhausted from being used.

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Used in pies, lattes, cookies, waffles, soups, chips, dips, sauces, cakes… EVERYTHING.

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Perhaps Pumpkin needs a pumpkin energy bar…? 

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Har… Har… 

My advice to him: “SUCK IT UP [pumpkin] CUPCAKE! It’s only the end of September… If you’re already feeling HOLLOW now… You’re going to be one BITTER MELON come November… And no one wants a SOUR PIE!”

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Clearly I am extremely sympathetic and supportive (and the punniest person ever!).

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Really though, there is no sarcasm in the above statement… Because, I made the conscious decision (the struggle was REAL) to give Pumpkin a break this week…

I even told him to carve out some time for himself…

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So while Pumpkin gets “squashed” by a baker massage therapist…

I am going to show you a berry good time WITHOUT HIM this week… Check out what’s in my oven by watching the LATEST GiGi Eats! 

Strawberry Pie… That’ll Make You Cream

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Get Creamy…

Mmmm Pie! 

  1. Preheat your oven to 350 degrees. 
  2. Mix all crust ingredients together.
  3. Press mixture into a pie dish.
  4. Bake crust for roughly 15 minutes. 
  5. As crust bakes, mix the coconut milk and protein powder together, until it forms a thick and creamy consistency. 
  6. Spread “cream” over partly baked pie crust and bake for another 20 or so minutes (depending on your oven’s efficiency). 
  7. Remove from oven and try your hardest NOT TO WOLF DOWN THE ENTIRE THING IN ONE SITTING.

So Tell Me…

  • Are you already sick of PUMPKIN?
  • What other Fall Foods are you fond of?
  • Have you ever eaten an ENTIRE PIE in one sitting? Common, tell the truth! 
  • What are your thoughts on VEGAN protein powders
  • Have you ever used a pumpkin spice condom?? 
  • What piece of equipment in your kitchen have you used only once?

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