Pixar’s Inside Out Delivers… Pizza!

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The movie Inside Out should come with a WARNING LABEL: WARNING: If you thought you were potty trained… This movie will have you laughing so hard you will, well, yeah… Thus attendance with your adult diaper snuggly fit is mandatory. Also, even the “macho-ist” of men will spring an eye leak when viewing this movie… So a box of tissues in you or your wife’s purse is a must. Or in other words: You will in fact experience a wide range of [Read On!]

Coho Salmon, An Oscar Winner… And More!

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If we truly were what we ate… I would be a… Sabhambassagi Or in other words, I would be one EXTREMELY WEIRD LOOKING yet CRAZY TASTY FISH. Oh wait, I guess the saying IS true, because well… I just described myself (yes, I am CRAZY tasty… Mind —> Gutter)!  ANY WHO… Speaking of crazy tasty (and no, I am not about to talk about myself some more), emphasis on the tasty… A sizzling fish company sent Santa Claus to my house (YES – IN [Read On!]

The Waterboy Hates Me

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The Waterboy would be ABSOLUTELY PISSED if he reads what I am about to say… In fact, he would probably tackle me like a hungry lion would a gazelle. I like to live my life dangerously though so here goes…. Water sucks. It really, really sucks. Yep. I said it. Okay, so let me make myself clear (as water? lol): water is utterly scrumptious when your mouth is dryer than the Sahara desert, but it’s not so appetizing when you’re [Read On!]

Loin of Celebrity, Please!

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The other evening I wandered into the swanky LA hot spot Scarpetta and ordered their seared Dwayne Johnson with a side of Beyonce, George Clooney and Victoria Secret Models. After devouring that delicious combination, I peered over the dessert menu and couldn’t resist ordering Ryan Gosling. Hey, a girls got to eat! Beyonce = Butternut Squash           Lady Gaga = Cauliflower           Victoria Secret Models = Green Beans           Lindsey Lohan = Nectarine           Adam Sandler = Egg           Nicolas [Read On!]