Avocados Get Brownie Points

Bitchin Brownie Blondie Hybrid

Riddle me this… What’s dark brown… Moist… And can be rather dense. Really… Did your mind REALLY… Just go there. HOW OLD ARE YOU?! Let’s practice some maturity people! So no. I am NOT talking about THAT. Get your mind out of the shitter. Literally? Now while you have probably completely lost your appetite at this point, thinking about… Well… YOU KNOW… I am going to try my best to bring it on back! Did that help? Eh, you’re probably now [Read On!]

Coming In For A Landing

Airplane Taking Off

As some of you may know… I recently traveled around the world in just seven days… I stopped in Marrakech, Istanbul, Barcelona, South Africa, Auckland, Hong Kong and Rio De Janeiro… We made a little friend in South Africa! All with my sexy travel “companion” (if you catch my drift!) Ryan Gosling  in our own private G-4 jet. What a calorie-free muffin, carrying my luggage! You can imagine how exhausted I am… Ryan is such an animal… I’m exhausted.  Ha! Yeah, how [Read On!]