Exclusive Invite to the Party of the Summer

Skinny Girl Cocktails!

Despite not necessarily living in the same city, state or even country, we all tend to share one very good friend. This friend is loyal, supportive, trustworthy and best of all, knows how to bring up our spirits when we feel as if a garbage truck filled with dirty diapers took a dump on our moods. This friend… Alcohol. While I myself do not personally drink, I have been known to have heart-to-heart conversations with bottles of alcohol. You do [Read On!]

Evil Weight Gain Doesn’t Stand a Chance!

GiGi Models Lorna Jane!

Okay, be honest with me; who has had their FAT PANTS front and center in their closet since Halloween (4th of July?)? I mean holiday weight GAIN is inevitable right? “Little Black Dress – Pick on someone you’re OWN size!” “A belt? Good thing a bulky holiday sweater can cover the fact that I’m not wearing no stickin’ waist pincher!” “There are starving people somewhere, so it would be cruel of me NOT to finish the apple, walnut, pecan, cream [Read On!]

On The Rocks

Lil Kim Plastic Surgery Bloated Face

BEHOLD! A calorie-free alcoholic beverage to get you NICE AND SLOPPY when you’re out on the town! The only guilt you will feel is when you wake up the following morning after the bender… To find yourself next to someone you… Don’t… Even… Know… Hey! At least you don’t have to go to the gym to burn off all the calories you drank last night! That’s one way to burn those calories Cam! If you actually believe what I just [Read On!]

It’s time to get SMART in the New Year

Lindsay Lohan Drinking

So you want to start fresh because it’s a new year, right? Well then it’s time to get SMART! (For the purpose of this post today, I will be using Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen as examples for how to get SMART!) While I am not going to recommend that you read Nightwood by Djuna Barnes or Finnegans Wake by James Joyce… Because to be honest, I have having a hard time believing that Lindsey or Charlie can actually read. [Read On!]

Gut Therapy

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Let’s face it… Your gut probably looks like… Or All thanks to And lots of… But very little… While I may or may not be saying “I told you so,” (way to watch my Thanksgiving video, seriously) that doesn’t mean I’m not willing to help you help your gut. (However if you look like Paris Hilton when you get out of the car… I will just point and laugh. Dofus.) You see, when you detox your gut (which is comprised [Read On!]

Kamikaze Crazy

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer… No, no, no, beer is not expensive enough! 99 bottles of Dom Perignon on the wall, 99 bottles of Dom Perignon, take one down, pass it around… And everyone gets a DUI. Every other day it seems as though a celebrity is being pulled over for driving under the influence. I thought they had enough money to pay for drivers? Oh wait, they spent it all on the Cristal! [Read On!]