Donald Trump Needs Some Saffron!

Donald Trump Angry

Watch out for T-Rex! Oh wait… Excuse me…  Separated at birth, don’t you think? You know what these two pissed off carnivores need?  Saffron! Okay random…  Yes, I am talking about that fiery red spice that rapes your wallet when you buy it at the store…   M***** F*****! Saffron better be worth it!  Well, we all know that Mr. Trump’s wallet can handle the cost, so he better purchase the spice ASAP and perhaps sprinkle some in Mr. Rex’s [Read On!]

BREAKING NEWS: Justin Timberlake & Justin Bieber Duet About Artichokes

Justin Bieber

Since moving to Los Angeles I really cannot tell the different between Spring, Fall, Winter and Summer! Seriously, if you come to Los Angeles in December, you might even find me trotting around the city in a bikini. Does that entice you to get on Orbitz and book a flight?  You totally thought I was going to post a picture of me in a bikini now didn’t you! Regardless of my inability to tell whether it’s winter or summer, I [Read On!]

Bust a Move Brides To Be!


HERE COMES THE BRIDE… ALL DRESSED IN… HER WORK OUT OUTFIT!!! The second tabloids catch win of celebrity engagements, their headlines scream “HOW TO GET Jennifer Aniston‘s SO AND SO’S HOT WEDDING BADONKADONK…” or “HOW TO NOT LOOK LIKE TRAIN WRECK Amanda Bynes* SO AND SO ON YOUR WEDDING DAY”. YES! I have FOUND my future wedding dress! My mom is going to be THRILLED! So you may have seen these headlines when you were waiting in line at the [Read On!]

Kamikaze Crazy


99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer… No, no, no, beer is not expensive enough! 99 bottles of Dom Perignon on the wall, 99 bottles of Dom Perignon, take one down, pass it around… And everyone gets a DUI. Every other day it seems as though a celebrity is being pulled over for driving under the influence. I thought they had enough money to pay for drivers? Oh wait, they spent it all on the Cristal! [Read On!]