THIS RECIPE WILL SHUT UP ALL POLITICAL RANTS

Mezze Cake

This may come as a huge shock to all of you but… Facebook is more than just a place for political rants and where people post about how their baby “cutely” JUST took the first ever documented monstrous shit. Unless Hilary Clinton decides she’s leaving Bill because she can no longer keep it a secret that she swoons over Donald Trump’s hair piece… And that ohhhh soooo cute shit slinger has a monkey-like tail… I am going to scroll on by, or… UNFOLLOW. [Read On!]

Septic Tank Smoothie

Zahara Jolie Pitt eats Cheetos

Remember when your parents told you NOT to play with your food? Yeah well… Whitney and I were far to busy making mansions out of Life Cereal and flinging mashed potato bullets at our siblings, to abide by our parent’s wishes! However, these celebrity children look as if they know food is for sustenance… Not mooshing together to make some elephant dung looking concoctions that taste… About as good as a septic tank ice cream sundae!    “Mom! Pay attention! I want [Read On!]

Revamp Your Resolution

Jennifer Hudson Weight Loss

Who is having trouble staying on the New Year Resolution bandwagon? It really should be required that everyone wear a SEATBELT at all times (on that bandwagon of course)! Ouch! That has got to hurt! Are you kidding me? Did you really dig into your emergency stash of Twinkies you tackled 15 people for when you heard Hostess was going out of business? Resolutions make you do some crazy things (obviously)… And it’s about that time of the year when [Read On!]