Once Upon A Time… I Had A Large Intestine: Part 2


For Part One… CLICK HERE  Can I just tell you that the fun I had getting barium enemas… Was match-less?!  No wonder I am no longer amused when I go to an amusement park. The best part about this procedure? The “prize” at the end of course… That I would need to have a colectomy**! Ha! Screw that GIGANTIC stuffed kangaroo at the carnival, I want to have my large intestine removed instead (oh and as a bonus, take out [Read On!]

Chelsea Handler’s First Stand-Up Comedy Show

GiGi Dubois doing Stand Up Comedy

Sorry to disappoint but I couldn’t find Chelsea’s first stand-up comedy show on YouTube, but I can imagine it looks a little like the video I posted below – AKA: a train crashing into a beached whale in the middle of Siberia. (How did a whale get to Siberia? Exactly.)   Anyways…  What do Dane Cook, Kevin Hart and I have in common?  Well not a whole hell of a lot… Except, we have all stood on stage in front [Read On!]

Mitt Romney vs. Barack Obama: Chowing Down!


Time to get voting… Let these SEXY photos of our presidential candidates stuffing their faces inspire you!  Do the chicken dance! Fried Chicken (4.5 ounces): 287 calories & 17 grams of fat The definition of deep throating Pretzel Hot Dog (6.2 oz, including dog & bun): 485 calories & 24 grams of fat Pizza face Pizza (one slice of cheese only): 380 calories & 10 grams of fat Lickity… Splat Ice Cream (one cup, vanilla): 290 calories & 16 grams [Read On!]

Well That’s Fishy


Everyone associates October with… A. Kids dressing up as ghosts, goblins, witches, princesses, Justin Bieber… and running through the streets because of their sugar highs, in the pursuit for the house that doles out the BEST CANDY! OR B. Adults dressing up as naughty nurses… cavemen… the President or something that shows as much skin as possible. LMFAO – How about a naked Obama running around the street in search of some Gold Chocolate Coins? (You can thank me later [Read On!]