You Deserve Applause!

Horse Yoga

I would like to give all of you a round of applause! (Or I guess here… TWO Thumbs Up!) Why exactly? Well because… Some of you wake up at 4 am, run five to ten miles, cook up a protein pancake feast for you (and your family of six? ten? 15? Just you?), send everyone off with a healthy packed lunch (Suck it Subway!) and then you yourself trot on over to work in a sexy polished suit (or if you’re lucky, [Read On!]

This Recipe is a Touch Down!

Almond Meal Crusted Chicken Fingers

BLUE 42! BLUE 42! No, no, no, I am not predicting the name of Jay-Z and Beyonce‘s next baby. I couldn’t be MORE CREEPED OUT BY THIS PHOTO! And that isn’t CODE for “watch the latest DUDE FOOD video below“…  Or is it? Those are actually some American Football terms that are spewed out of the CENTER’S mouth, right before he HIKES the PIGSKIN into the hands of the QUARTERBACK who then looks for an open WIDE RECEIVER or FULLBACK; whomever [Read On!]

Ab-tastic Abs by The Get In Shape Girl

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Kyra Williams, the Get In Shape Girl, has decided to join me as I feast on celebrities! Check out what she’s gnawing on today as she guest posts on GiGi Eats Celebrities! Bikini season …Is upon us and to celebrate let’s play a game of GUESS THOSE ABS!! (Insert cheesy game show voice here.) Check out the photos and guess from the list of celebs below. The don’t forget to check out the end of the post to find out [Read On!]

On The Rocks

Lil Kim Plastic Surgery Bloated Face

BEHOLD! A calorie-free alcoholic beverage to get you NICE AND SLOPPY when you’re out on the town! The only guilt you will feel is when you wake up the following morning after the bender… To find yourself next to someone you… Don’t… Even… Know… Hey! At least you don’t have to go to the gym to burn off all the calories you drank last night! That’s one way to burn those calories Cam! If you actually believe what I just [Read On!]

Disneyland: Candyland Come To Life

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(Don’t miss the video at the end, FYI) People call Disneyland the happiest place on earth and that’s probably because… They’re all asked how they like this magical land as they nosh on sugary churros, Mickey Mouse shaped pretzels and freshly made hot fudge mixed with peanut butter, caramel and crack! Why not try asking people how they like Disneyland when they CRASH from their sugar highs? (Or when they are waiting in 90 minutes long lines) While gallivanting around [Read On!]

Don’t Bother Mastering This Cleanse

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(video below) Tsk. Tsk Beyonce! Why on earth would you drink urine to lose weight? Oh right… “Can you pay my bills…”  Seems like money was the motivating factor as was not wanting to be “bootylicious” for your role in the movie Dream Girls. Yep. Still have yet to seen that one. Not going to lie, I am still scarred from Austin Powers.  What I also don’t want to see, ANYONE drinking the Master Cleanse Diet concoction of maple syrup, [Read On!]

Loin of Celebrity, Please!

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The other evening I wandered into the swanky LA hot spot Scarpetta and ordered their seared Dwayne Johnson with a side of Beyonce, George Clooney and Victoria Secret Models. After devouring that delicious combination, I peered over the dessert menu and couldn’t resist ordering Ryan Gosling. Hey, a girls got to eat! Beyonce = Butternut Squash           Lady Gaga = Cauliflower           Victoria Secret Models = Green Beans           Lindsey Lohan = Nectarine           Adam Sandler = Egg           Nicolas [Read On!]