THIS RECIPE WILL SHUT UP ALL POLITICAL RANTS

Mezze Cake

This may come as a huge shock to all of you but… Facebook is more than just a place for political rants and where people post about how their baby “cutely” JUST took the first ever documented monstrous shit. Unless Hilary Clinton decides she’s leaving Bill because she can no longer keep it a secret that she swoons over Donald Trump’s hair piece… And that ohhhh soooo cute shit slinger has a monkey-like tail… I am going to scroll on by, or… UNFOLLOW. [Read On!]

Rethinking That Wiener

Pigs In A Blanket Revamped

I feel EXTREMELY bad for cocktail weenies. They REEAALLLLYYY lost in the name department. Imagine if you met someone named Cocktail Weenie… The first thing you would think (or at least I would)… I wonder how many ‘EAT ME‘ signs were stuck on his back in grade school? And I wonder if people STILL do it…” Mmmm… Smoky, fatty, crusty cocktail weenies, with a little ketchup, but of course. Sure, the name is rather unfortunate, and sort of reminds me [Read On!]