Joan Rivers: A Toast To You!

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Joan Rivers and I met a couple of times when I worked at E! Entertainment. “THE TWINS” circa Feb 2011! OMG am I wearing… GASP: HEELS? Check us out now MAKING POP TARTS! I’m still shocked she never once told me that my outfits look like regurgitated remnants of a broken garbage disposal. The dress code in the GiGi Eats kitchen! She didn’t even say ANYTHING about my Adidas sandals that have been surgically fused to my feet for the past 6 years. I wonder how many plastic [Read On!]

Mesmerized By Mariah’s Wacky Diet

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Yeah, yeah, yeah… Mariah Carey did come clean to numerous magazines about how she rid the baby weight she gained after shooting out twins from her WHO-HAW in 2011. Apparently she had Jenny Craig hold her hand as she tried not to slip and fall in her own sweat at the gym. (You dominate that treadmill Mariah!) But I cannot help but bring up a diet she tried back in the day that is just utterly head-scratching. Food Combining. Wait, aren’t we [Read On!]

Body A La Food Network

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How many of you watch the Food Network Channel and feel as though your waistline expands two sizes in those thirty delicious minutes? Trust me, I am right there with you, especially when Giada sprinkles hazelnuts over her freshly churned chocolate-hazelnut gelato and when Duff applies the finishing touches to one of his masterful cakes. While you may rush to the bathroom scale after your favorite Food TV show (ahem… The Next Food Network Star) to convince yourself that you [Read On!]

Pork Chops in Bikinis

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Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie, Renne Zellweger, Cameron Diaz, Brad Pitt, LL Cool J, Catherine Zeta Jones, Stacey Keibler, Matthew McConaughey… All star in the upcoming flick, Pork Chops in Bikinis!Bound to be a bigger hit than all those Twilight Movies! Just kidding! But what all these celebrities do have in common, is that they all swear (or at one point did) by the Atkin’s Diet. Hot damn, eat fatty sausages never looked sexier. Find out MORE in episode six of [Read On!]

Pregnant with a Cheesy Gordita

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Hey, check it out, a ticking time bomb. Jess, question. Did Eric implant a baby elephant in your belly because the way you have been eating has a lot of us very confused and some even a little concerned. Kiddie cereals, macaroni and cheese, southern fried… EVERYTHING and buttered pop tarts? Your baby sounds like it is training to beat the Black Widow in a food eating competition! Unless you want to give birth to a baby sumo wrestler, you [Read On!]

Saving Paula

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Looks like Ms. Paula D is going to have to climb her way out of that barrel of butter she is oh so famous for residing in. It’s going to be one slippery climb, but “y’all” know if anyone can do it, she certainly can! Paula, if you’re reading this (because I am sure you “Googled” “Yahooed” yourself after seeing you were one of Yahoo’s top searches the other day)… here is what not to do now that you have [Read On!]

Golden Arches… No, No, Globes!

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Do you feel bad when you’re choking down on some delicious grub while watching celebrities strut their stuff down the red carpet? Yeah, me neither. These celebrities may look flawless as they flaunt their hard work, thank you squats and naked chicken breasts, but they’re all most likely thinking about belly-flopping into a barrel of butter. Stacy Keibler “While I could certainly eat George up with a spoon… I could REALLY go for a huge tub of mango sorbet right [Read On!]