You Won’t Be Waffling Over This!

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We tend to waffle over a lot of things… Such as: Whether or not we… Relate more to Batman, Superman or Spiderman Want the soup or salad with the lunch combo at the deli down the street… Screw it, you’re probably going for the French Fries… Should chance driving another hour even though the fuel gauge of your car says “I AM STARVING FOR GAS!” Or even… Need the vintage Led Zeppelin T-Shirt that’s being sold on eBay for $10,000. Trust [Read On!]

Carnival In Your Mouth!

Sugar Free, Wheat Free Churros

STEP RIGHT UP… To see something astonishing, unusual and downright bizarre! No… I am not about to show you the inner workings of a medical spa where celebrities transform themselves into plastic bags filled with saline… I’m about to show you something absolutely drool-worthy and 100% sinless. I don’t think Janice Dickinson or Courtney Love qualify as such… Churros, anyone? I am of course NOT offering up the typical deep-fried pastry that is guaranteed to stop your heart… I actually re-created this CARNIVAL FAVORITE… [Read On!]

Lil Wayne’s Sundae Breakfast, Wink, Wink!

Paleo Coconut Flour Dark Chocolate Chip Waffles

I ran into Lil Wayne the other day when I wandered into Roscoe’s House of Chicken and Waffles in Hollywood… Don’t ask why I was there… I Literally RAN INTO him though… I knocked the “Obama Special” out of his hands like we were on a basketball court with 2 seconds left on the clock. As I tried to wipe the greasy chicken batter and sticky maple syrup off his brand new $120 plain white T-shirt “designed by” Kanye West… He just stared [Read On!]

Calorie-Free Punishment

Arman of the big man's world and GiGi eats celebrities are not fans of Walden Farms Maple Syrup

Want to play a game… [I was totally going to insert a photo of that CREEPY ASS CHARACTER from the movie SAW but I just can’t… It gives me the WILLIES! If you want to know what I am talking about, CLICK HERE] Any who… One of the below photos… Is not quite like the other… Exhibit A: Exhibit B: Exhibit: C:  Why yes, immediately you will notice Exhibit C has dark brown/black hair and piercing blue eyes… But otherwise, [Read On!]

Poppin’ Tarts In The Kitchen

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TWINS! TWINS! TWINS! You know what? My identical twin Stephanie and I are a little irked that we did not book the role of Michelle on Full House or the roles Tia and Tamera scored on Sister, Sister! Alas, we have since toilet papered the casting director’s houses gotten over it and now make YouTube videos… Did you know Stephanie fills in for me when I am not feeling quite up to make a video? I bet you didn’t because people truly [Read On!]

Not So Devilish Deviled Eggs

Healthier Deviled Eggs

To some… Eggs look about as devilish as this guy… All fantasies of Uncle Jessie… Just fizzled. But really, they are probably one of the healthiest foods on the planet; SUCK ON THAT KALE! And one of the the tastiest too, I might add! In fact, eggs… Are loaded with antioxidants Contain high quality protein and healthy fats Have the vitamin and mineral profile of a multivitamin AND… They: Raise GOOD cholesterol in the body (DELETE the cholesterol/egg thinking PLEASE!!!) [Read On!]

Academy Award Winning Appetizers

Cheers to the Oscars!

And the Oscar for Best Actress in a Leading Role goes to…. Wait! Hold up, someone rewind the DVR… I missed that!!!! Sorry! Sorry! I was FAR too busy DRINKING and CREATING AWARD WINNING SNACKS with THE FOOD PERVERT to notice who tripped over their Valentino or Vera Wang gown, as they “sashayed” their stuff to the stage to accept their GOLD AND NAKED MAN! That being said, I SHOULD ACTUALLY REALLY pay attention, because when Tara and I parade around [Read On!]

This Recipe is a Touch Down!

Almond Meal Crusted Chicken Fingers

BLUE 42! BLUE 42! No, no, no, I am not predicting the name of Jay-Z and Beyonce‘s next baby. I couldn’t be MORE CREEPED OUT BY THIS PHOTO! And that isn’t CODE for “watch the latest DUDE FOOD video below“…  Or is it? Those are actually some American Football terms that are spewed out of the CENTER’S mouth, right before he HIKES the PIGSKIN into the hands of the QUARTERBACK who then looks for an open WIDE RECEIVER or FULLBACK; whomever [Read On!]

Rachel Ray Better Watch Her Back

A lemon football, Whitney and GiGi

Move over Rachel Ray! Step aside Paula Deen… Oh… Wait a minute! Because the Fit & Funny Foodies are here to cook up some mouthtastically delicious healthy grub! This past HUMP DAY, Whitney (my partner in defeating unhealthy cooking crimes) and I took on a new, rather tasty, venture… A venture that Bobby Flay (and Giada, of course) would be quite proud of. The Fit & Funny Foodies hosted their FIRST EVER LIVE COOK-A-LONG! As you may have read in [Read On!]

We’re Getting Chili!

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Brrr! It’s cold outside… But man, it’s hot in here! Wait, where exactly? The Dude Food Cafe, of course! WELCOME! Today Whitney and I are dishing up something festively in season, heart-hugging and downright cozy! Grab your DUDELY SLIPPERS! Turkey and White Bean Pumpkin Chili! You know you’re intrigued by this #strangebutgood mishmash of NOURISHMENT, so why not check out the latest episode of DUDE FOOD! (Of course the ladies will love this dish too!) So here is what you [Read On!]