BEHOLD! A calorie-free alcoholic beverage to get you NICE AND SLOPPY when you’re out on the town! The only guilt you will feel is when you wake up the following morning after the bender… To find yourself next to someone you… Don’t… Even… Know… Hey! At least you don’t have to go to the gym to burn off all the calories you drank last night! That’s one way to burn those calories Cam! If you actually believe what I just [Read On!]
Are your eyes going cross-eyed as you try to focus on your computer screen, the stop light ahead of you or your kids playing in the jungle gym…? (Whoops, did little Harry just fall SPLAT on the ground?) Are you getting irritated by even the slightest of noises? (That coworker or dog better STOP breathing!) Is that black dot on the ceiling transforming into a scrumptious chocolate chip? (Wow, now you’re in Willy Wanka’s Chocolate Factory!) You don’t need WebMD [Read On!]
Tony, you better S.T.F.U. before I come over there and shut you up myself. Your processed flakes are complete and utter garbage with no fiber, 11 grams of sugar and next to no nutritional value. (Shred paper, put it in a bowl, sprinkle sugar on top and eat. That’s essentially what you’re doing when you gobble up Frosted Flakes.) It’s unfortunate that many celebrities started their careers promoting processed garbage like cereal (i.e. starring in food commercials)… What’s even more [Read On!]
Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!! Today, I, Santa Claus, have hijacked GiGi Eats Celebrities, while GiGi spends some time with her family… Nah, she’s probably crying over the COAL I gave her! Perhaps you shouldn’t have been so NAUGHTY this year GiGi! Can you believe after the crazy night I had, traveling across the globe and all, I still have enough energy to make a video for all of you! GO WATCH!! Or next year, it’s COAL! COAL I tell [Read On!]
What’s naughtier… A naked salad or a dressed salad. (Who would have thought salads had a kinky side…?!) It’s like asking yourself… Would you rather see Kristie Alley naked or dressed. What’s the lesser of two EVILS? Well that all depends on how you dress it (or her?). I may be no fashion designer (and if you know me, you are aware that I could give a RATS ASS about clothes and fashion)… However, I am the Christian Dior, Gianni [Read On!]
IT’S HERE, IT’S HERE, IT’S HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANKSGIVING WEEK! (This is not an excuse to chow down on Pecan Pie every day though!) MY FAVORITE WEEK OF THE YEAR! Okay, okay, I must calm down. NOPE I CANNOT DO THAT!!! What do you think goes best with the Thanksgiving turkey… Cranberry sauce, gravy, stuffing, GiGi Eats Groceries? I’m thinking the ladder, what about you? Well… check out the latest episode of GiGi Eats Groceries for some tips and tricks on how [Read On!]
Time to get voting… Let these SEXY photos of our presidential candidates stuffing their faces inspire you! Do the chicken dance! Fried Chicken (4.5 ounces): 287 calories & 17 grams of fat The definition of deep throating Pretzel Hot Dog (6.2 oz, including dog & bun): 485 calories & 24 grams of fat Pizza face Pizza (one slice of cheese only): 380 calories & 10 grams of fat Lickity… Splat Ice Cream (one cup, vanilla): 290 calories & 16 grams [Read On!]
Oh Halloween! (Spooky Video Below!) Do you know what’s scarier than The Thing, The Exorcist, Poltergeist and The Shining… Even when you watch ALL of these movies back to back in a haunted cemetery on Halloween night with wind chills creeping through your jacket and strange noises coming from the trees near by? The ingredients label on the back of your favorite Halloween candy! BOO! Check out the GiGi Eats Groceries Halloween Special! It’s sure to… FRIGHTEN you? Head on [Read On!]
What did you nosh on this morning? A huge trough of Fruit Loops… Or are you the type to tote a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch around with you throughout the day? Sorry to be the GRIMM REAPER OF FOOD but… those cereals among many others that line grocery store shelves are, well… scarier than some of the costumes you may see on Halloween! Atrocious amounts of sugar, sneaky, hidden trans fatty acids, fiberless carbohydrates and added fillers all hide [Read On!]
I was sitting in Sarah Michelle Gellar‘s kitchen watching her stir a vat of cabbage soup the other day when she revealed a bit of inside scoop about her days on the set of Buffy The Vampire Slayer. She told me that her vampire ass-whooping moves (you know, the ones that motivated you to take up karate) weren’t the actual cause of “death” to the blood suckers that kept popping out from behind headstones. Instead, she told me that they all perished [Read On!]
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