Not Zipping My Lips Over This!

Dairy, Gluten, Soy, Sugar, Nut, Fruit- Free

This shop has been compensated by Collective Bias, Inc. and its advertiser. All opinions are mine alone. #ZiplocBackToSchool #CollectiveBias    I am not one to zip and lock my lips… Ever. In other words, I “suffer” from what you might call, “word vomit,” much to my mother’s chagrin. I could blame genetics… But I mean, I won’t? So when there are thoughts/ideas swimming through my mind, my mouth fires them out like cannon balls. Anyone cannon ball into a pool yet this summer? [Read On!]

Chinese Take Out, Made In

Chinese Take-Out, Made In

When your friends flake on plans like dandruff. When your Tinder date ghosts you even before you meet for the first time at that seedy bar. When your boss’s bitchy minion sucks as being a human being. When your husband plans poker night with the boys on your anniversary (THANK GOODNESS you can return that uncomfortably promiscuous strappy body suit, am I right?). When your wife still goes for pedicures and manicures with the girls even though you gifted her with [Read On!]

Crushing On A Cuisine


I am absolutely in love with… Joe. He is insanely robust and tantalizing… HUBBA. HUBBA. You might be a bit taken aback by my aroused confession (and possibly confused by the swirling hunk of awesome above) considering at this point you probably all know that I have a fella in my life that ain’t your average Joe… He’s wayyyyyyyy above average But don’t be… Because he and I have a very open relationship… WHEN IT COMES TO FOOD that is! [Read On!]

You’ll Flip Over These Sweet Pancake Recipes!

Sweet Potato Pancakes

I ran into an “arch nemesis”* I’ve had, since I was running around in Huggies, the other day at the grocery store. Literally… Ran into. I caused a bit of a scene, actually. A few tomatoes sadly met their demise.  Clearly I am as suave as a bat. Anywho… This “enemy” of mine, with a rather interesting orangy-brown tan, I might add, just stared at me, with what seemed like an almost terrified expression… As if I might attack. My facial expressions [Read On!]

Making Meatzas With Molly Sims

PicMonkey Collage Meatza

So you think supermodels don’t eat. HOWEVER…  That FORK is WORKING IT into Kate Moss‘s mouth! Tyra Banks is MAKING LOVE to the Twinkie… Alessandra Ambrosio is “tearing the sheet” out of those fries and steak! The Food Pervert and I… Auditioning for the next Carl’s Jr ad? Clearly… Supermodels eat. Wait… You didn’t know Pervy and I are supermodels? Were you born yesterday?  Tee He He. Welp… I guess if you were… Then I am going to have to introduce you [Read On!]

You should CARROT About This Cake Cookies!


If we had it our way… We would live in UTOPIA… A world in which everything is perfect. Sure, the word PERFECT is a relative term… But in general… I’d hope we’d all want (aside from the above)… For someone to invent a bed that makes itself.  A mute button for THAT person who just won’t STFU! That “special” someone in your life to offer up his/her back massage “services” and not ask for anything in return.  Bottles to not be shaped [Read On!]

Baring It All, Burger Style

Wild Board Burger Wrap 1

Prepare yourself because… I’m about to BARE IT ALL… Uhhhh……  Well that’s one way to reveal that I’ll be featured in Maxim Magazine‘s March edition.  YOU WISH? But not quite… AH! That’s more like it! BEHOLD: Some naked wild boar meat… My apologizes if you were looking for something a little more risqué.  How about ground goat meat then?  Okay I will stop making you drool (or gag if you’re vegetarian? ha!) and get to the point…   There’s this burger joint… Called BareBurger, that truly [Read On!]

(Not A) Fashion Faux Pas-ta Puttanesca


My kitchen resembles that of a ZOO most of the time…  So it was almost MANDATORY that I be invited to a prescreening of the new ZOOlander movie. See what I did there?  During the movie, there were MANY O’ fishy faces made… Just another similarity to my kitchen, perhaps?  Along with TONS of visual stimulation, including… The ludicrous fashion statements Mugatu and Alexanya Atoz’s make out session Penelope Cruz’s… High beams?  The death of Justin Bieber Zoolander‘s son’s hair And the fact that…   THIS [Read On!]

Supplying Power On The Set Of A Movie


3 slices nitrate-laced, sugar-cured honey baked ham 1 slice of chemically constructed pepper jack cheese 1 leaf from a head of watery iceberg lettuce All smothered with creamy yellow mustard And sandwiched between two slices of processed white death flour bread This is most certainly NOT the latest healthy recipe I am sharing with you here on GiGi Eats Celebrities… This is actually the contents of what makes up the 1/2 eaten, health-robbing sandwich sitting on the center island of [Read On!]

Lets Taco Bout BumbleBee Seafoods


There are innumerable annoyances in the world… As I know you’re aware… Such as… Not being able to scratch an inextinguishable itch WHEN. YOU. NEED. TO. YOU’RE ABOUT TO “BLOW” yet… There is NO lavatory… Or even a bush to squat behind… In sight! Boarding your flight, thinking it’s on time (woo woo!)… Only to wait in the plane with broken air conditioning… Next to a rather plump seat mate who’s eating Taco Bell… For two hours and thirty-two minutes… And [Read On!]

Put It In Your Mouth: Frozen Meal Taste Test


A few weeks ago, when Sarah Grace of Fresh Fit & Healthy came to visit Los Angeles, we decided to hang out with our friend Mike (not THAT Mike… Unfortunately). Mike is photobombing us… Now Mike is not a very healthy “eater”… In fact, he is a HUGE DEVOTEE (quite the understatement) of those salt-infested Hungry Man Meals and don’t even get me started about how AMPTED he gets by home-style Marie Callender’s entrees… Especially the fried Pork Chop and Mashed Potatoes option. [Read On!]