Enjoy These Bananas on a Hammock

Frozen Chocolate Dipped Bananas

Every single time I think about bananas, I think about banana hammocks. Have I ever mentioned that my mind is ALWAYS in the gutter? Because THIS is what a banana hammock REALLY is… I should just live in the sewer with the Ninja Turtles. I would probably marry Splinter… Because I like my men harry?? And we would have some cute rat babies… OKAY… Getting off track. And since when are rats cute? Bananas also remind me of high school sex [Read On!]

Cool as a Cucumber

Tara and GiGi, Book To Plate

What did the cucumber say to the pesto, bell pepper and avocado? Hang out with me because I’m not a pest, peppery or the pits. I’m just cool. Uhhh….. That was probably the worst “joke” on the face of the planet. Good thing I am not a stand up comedian… Oh wait… Hallmark would never hire me to write their clever greeting cards… The “joke” above also probably makes no sense because I haven’t even told you what today’s video is about! Well [Read On!]

The Three Amigos Are A Delicious Meal

Baked Striped Bass

Bragging isn’t something we should be proud of doing, however, we all totally do it. That being said, if you’re bragging for inspirational purposes, that’s a whole OTHER story! Cameron Diaz’s The Body Book actually encourages fans to brag! #BragYourPlate is a hashtag campaign where fans of the book post scrumptious food photos that embody the message The Body Book promotes: eating whole, natural and unprocessed foods. In order to encourage such bragging rights, The Food Pervert and I will officially [Read On!]

You’ll Frittata Over This Heart-y Dish!


Nip. Tuck. Hide. Strap Down. Contour. Shade. Stretch. Tighten. Let me guess… When you think of these words you immediately envision the “glamorous” world of Hollywood, the land of “bake and fake”. Or maybe you just envision plastic wrap? It’s as if people in Hollywood, walk into an easy bake oven and pop out 30 seconds later completely transformed into something they really hoped would be good, except wound up looking and “tasting” like complete and utter…. [fill in the [Read On!]

On The Rocks

Lil Kim Plastic Surgery Bloated Face

BEHOLD! A calorie-free alcoholic beverage to get you NICE AND SLOPPY when you’re out on the town! The only guilt you will feel is when you wake up the following morning after the bender… To find yourself next to someone you… Don’t… Even… Know… Hey! At least you don’t have to go to the gym to burn off all the calories you drank last night! That’s one way to burn those calories Cam! If you actually believe what I just [Read On!]

And The Binge Eating Award Goes To…

Jennifer Lawrence eating on the set of Hunger Games

Anne Hathaway is currently on her seventh White Castle Burger… Conquering this mound may be harder on your body than climbing K2! And Jennifer Lawrence has been camping out at In & Out Burger for the past few days… Wait, that’s definitely not on the secret menu…  Why exactly? BECAUSE AWARD SEASON IS OVER! Screw you SPAX… Suck on that Valentino… Oh and Giorgio… EAT IT! Target-brand elastic waistband sweats and… okay… over priced plain white Versace t-shirt, here celebs [Read On!]

Pork Chops in Bikinis

GiGi Dubois

Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie, Renne Zellweger, Cameron Diaz, Brad Pitt, LL Cool J, Catherine Zeta Jones, Stacey Keibler, Matthew McConaughey… All star in the upcoming flick, Pork Chops in Bikinis!Bound to be a bigger hit than all those Twilight Movies! Just kidding! But what all these celebrities do have in common, is that they all swear (or at one point did) by the Atkin’s Diet. Hot damn, eat fatty sausages never looked sexier. Find out MORE in episode six of [Read On!]

Molehill Mayhem


Big Ones Small Ones Some as BIG AS YOUR HEAD! Alright everyone, lets be real. We have all had to stomach the “pizza face” look at one point or another… Even the “aliens” in “celeb-ville” have had to deal with the pepperoni! (Mmm… take-out) But there are ways to minimize these pesky molehills! Oh and you don’t have to go in debt while trying to pay for any ridiculous procedures… or use a year’s salary to buy eighteen different over-priced [Read On!]