Chinese Take Out, Made In

Chinese Take-Out, Made In

When your friends flake on plans like dandruff. When your Tinder date ghosts you even before you meet for the first time at that seedy bar. When your boss’s bitchy minion sucks as being a human being. When your husband plans poker night with the boys on your anniversary (THANK GOODNESS you can return that uncomfortably promiscuous strappy body suit, am I right?). When your wife still goes for pedicures and manicures with the girls even though you gifted her with [Read On!]

A Totally Puréed Smoothie Battle

Smoothie-Challenge-Smoothie

There are only a few things in life I would consider challenging. Building an entire house, during the middle of winter, in Alaska, with one arm tied behind my back. Going duck hunting with a blow dart while also blind folded. Driving to Santa Monica, California from Hollywood, at 5:15pm. Jumping out of a plane with a battery powdered hot plate and then asked to cook fried rice. Holding a baby… I promise I will stop calling it “it”… I promise [Read On!]

Food Foolery!

Meat Bagel with Parsnip Cauliflower Puree - Bagel and Cream Cheese look alike!

I’ve been keeping a secret from all of all of you. I don’t typically share much about my personal life, but I just had to get it off my chest. Perhaps it will help with “closure”. I had been dating a public figure for the past nine months. Key word: HAD. Unfortunately, our relationship recently fizzled. He turned out to be the BIGGEST TOOL in the box! In order to sooth the “pain” of my severed relationship, the Food Pervert [Read On!]

Evil Weight Gain Doesn’t Stand a Chance!

GiGi Models Lorna Jane!

Okay, be honest with me; who has had their FAT PANTS front and center in their closet since Halloween (4th of July?)? I mean holiday weight GAIN is inevitable right? “Little Black Dress – Pick on someone you’re OWN size!” “A belt? Good thing a bulky holiday sweater can cover the fact that I’m not wearing no stickin’ waist pincher!” “There are starving people somewhere, so it would be cruel of me NOT to finish the apple, walnut, pecan, cream [Read On!]

A Soup Even The Clueless Can Make!

GiGi Dubois immitates CLUELESS the movie! Thanks Alicia SIlverstone!

Like oh my gawd! I am totally buggin’ over the way yum dish The Food Pervert and I just made. Duh! Do we ever make anything not phat? I’m totally giving Cher… I mean, Alicia Silverstone… SNAPS for giving us this ragin’ recipe! Want the 411? Well check out the latest GiGi Eats video… You’ll go ballistic with shock over how easy this recipe is! Ingredients: 3 Leeks 1 Head of Cauliflower  3 Cloves Garlic 1 Tbsp Olive Oil 1 [Read On!]