I Was Poisoning Myself…


Over here in THE STATES… It’s full-on SPRINGTIME! And you know what that means!? Ladies… It’s time to start wearing bras and shaving your legs again… And gentlemen… DAMMIT! So lucky! You don’t have to shave your legs or wear bras! AND YOU GET TO PEE STANDING UP! Or do you? Well while you may certainly want to CONSIDER doing those things (but hey, do what you want!)… What really comes to mind when I think “springtime” is: Spring cleaning. It’s time [Read On!]

Once Upon A Time… I Had A Large Intestine: Part 2


For Part One… CLICK HERE  Can I just tell you that the fun I had getting barium enemas… Was match-less?!  No wonder I am no longer amused when I go to an amusement park. The best part about this procedure? The “prize” at the end of course… That I would need to have a colectomy**! Ha! Screw that GIGANTIC stuffed kangaroo at the carnival, I want to have my large intestine removed instead (oh and as a bonus, take out [Read On!]

Once Upon A Time… I Had A Large Intestine: Part 1

GiGi drinking Skinny Girl Cocktails

Let me paint a little picture for all of you… But bear with me… I am no Vincent Van Gogh. Close your eyes and envision a girl… Laying on the cold, tiled bathroom floor… Gripping her knees and constantly thrashing about like a fish out of water… Sobbing and yelping like a dying Hyena. As she rolls in an out of consciousness the only thoughts that go through her mind are: “If this is what it feels like to give [Read On!]

Two Truths, One Lie

Zac Efron Crying

ZAC EFRON: BACK IN REHAB FOR BEING EMOTIONAL! TAYLOR SWIFT ADDICTED TO WINNING! Tabloids are constantly getting celebrity news wrong… They’re sometimes just as bad as Wikipedia. That being said, I thought it would be fun to do something a little different. Maybe even start a little game in the blogging world… Two Truths, One Lie. <div align=”center”><a href=”http://gigieatscelebrities.com/2013/11/12/two-truths-one-lie-game” title=”GiGi Eats Celebrities” target=”_blank”><img src=”http://gigieatscelebrities.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/2truths_1lie.jpg” alt=”GiGi Eats Celebrities” style=”border:none;” /></a></div> GRAB A BUTTON! (or just link back) The premise of this [Read On!]