Runway Ready Produce

GiGi Dubois with Leeks

You might think the action stops every night at the grocery store the second 11 p.m. rolls around… But that’s actually when the BASH gets started! (Think Toy Story except ditch Woody and Buzz Light Year and pictures Blueberries, Oranges and Spinach with personalities!) While Onions, Eggplant and Tomatoes direct Jicama, Bananas, Kale, Swiss Chard (Wee! Love colors!) and all the other vegetables and fruits to their designated seats, there is one vegetable missing in action… The reason? Because they’re prepping [Read On!]

Donald Trump Needs Some Saffron!

Donald Trump Angry

Watch out for T-Rex! Oh wait… Excuse me…  Separated at birth, don’t you think? You know what these two pissed off carnivores need?  Saffron! Okay random…  Yes, I am talking about that fiery red spice that rapes your wallet when you buy it at the store…   M***** F*****! Saffron better be worth it!  Well, we all know that Mr. Trump’s wallet can handle the cost, so he better purchase the spice ASAP and perhaps sprinkle some in Mr. Rex’s [Read On!]