WTF DO YOU WANT?!

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But seriously… What the fuck heck is on your holiday gift list. There is probably nothing worse than having NOT EVEN ONE TINY LITTLE IOTA OF AN IDEA as to what to get your significant other, family member or even just your friend (yes, this is even worse than having explosive diarrhea for 10 straight days…)… As a gift. I mean… After all, these are the people you’re suppose to know more than anyone else… Right? Well shit. If they’re CLAIMING they [Read On!]

Taylor Swift Baked Us Cookies

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“Oh my goodness, I am going to be a GREAT grammy!!!!! How far along are you dear?!” “Excuse me, but no… I called THIS room a month ago, have fun sleeping on the blow up mattress in the laundry room since mom and dad turned your room into their home gym… Oh and the dishwasher is full, it’s your turn to empty it.” While your grandmother may have offended you by asking how far along you are… Damn holiday parties with their damn towers [Read On!]

Mean Girls Is Quite The Holiday Movie

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“Okay seriously Christmas, I’m sorry that [you’re] so jealous of me… I can’t help that I’m so popular!” “Shove a Kalteen Bar in your pie whole, Thanksgiving. PS: Stop trying to make ‘FETCH’ happen.” “I can stick my fist in my mouth,” New Year’s Eve chimed in. At that absurd comment, both Thanksgiving and Christmas looked at New Year’s Eve with utter disgust and downright embarrassment. Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Year’s Eve, on the surface seem to be civil with [Read On!]

Check Out My Meat… Loaf That Is!

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This week’s special on the holiday edition of the Dude Food Cafe menu is… Mini Turkey Meatloaf Muffins with Ketchup “Frosting”! Dudes around the world drool when they hear “mama’s meatloaf,” which is why Whitney and I want to warm stomachs with a cleaned up version of yo Mama’s specialty! These mini muffins are the perfect appetizer at a holiday party, great for an “on the go” snack (yep, I don’t know about you but I like to whip meat [Read On!]

Jennifer Aniston: The Secret To Her Body… And Mind?

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If you don’t think Jennifer Aniston has a SLAMMIN’ bod, then you can just stop reading right now. While it’s definitely up for debate as to whether or not the actress is… actually good at acting, there is absolutely no debate about her killer 40-something figure. As you know from watching the FIRST episode of GiGi Eats Celebrities (click to watch), Jen has been on multiple diets, including the infamous baby food diet, where she had to suck down “14 mini [Read On!]

Strike A Pose

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Today is probably the only day of the year when all straight men across the country will switch from Sport Center to CBS without putting up a fight. Okay wait, I take that back, Shark week also tends to cause this shocking sight as well.  Today is also a day where almost all women across the country will fantasize about flaunting their swagger in leafy bikini bottoms and pasties over their nipples. (Of course I do this every day!) Are [Read On!]

Tricks For Those Halloween Treats

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Oh Halloween! (Spooky Video Below!) Do you know what’s scarier than The Thing, The Exorcist, Poltergeist and The Shining… Even when you watch ALL of these movies back to back in a haunted cemetery on Halloween night with wind chills creeping through your jacket and strange noises coming from the trees near by? The ingredients label on the back of your favorite Halloween candy! BOO! Check out the GiGi Eats Groceries Halloween Special! It’s sure to… FRIGHTEN you? Head on [Read On!]