Marvel Over These Superhero Superfoods

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I may have cork-screwed myself off many big air jumps, popped off of half-pipe lips and thrown myself down cliff drops in the past… I may have even tamed bucking broncos back in the day… And currently… I may even be in a constant barbarous battle between my forever arch nemesis… But even though my past and present pursuits sound straight out of a Marvel Comic… They actually don’t even come THE TINIEST BIT CLOSE to say… Captain America having to live in [Read On!]

You should CARROT About This Cake Cookies!

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If we had it our way… We would live in UTOPIA… A world in which everything is perfect. Sure, the word PERFECT is a relative term… But in general… I’d hope we’d all want (aside from the above)… For someone to invent a bed that makes itself.  A mute button for THAT person who just won’t STFU! That “special” someone in your life to offer up his/her back massage “services” and not ask for anything in return.  Bottles to not be shaped [Read On!]

Taylor Swift Baked Us Cookies

Taylor Swift gives no fucks

“Oh my goodness, I am going to be a GREAT grammy!!!!! How far along are you dear?!” “Excuse me, but no… I called THIS room a month ago, have fun sleeping on the blow up mattress in the laundry room since mom and dad turned your room into their home gym… Oh and the dishwasher is full, it’s your turn to empty it.” While your grandmother may have offended you by asking how far along you are… Damn holiday parties with their damn towers [Read On!]

Identity Crisis Cake Doughnuts

GiGi and Vianessa in the kitchen

This shop is part of a social shopper marketing insight campaign with Pollinate Media Group® and Pure Via®, but all my opinions are my own. #pmedia #PureViaSweet http://my-disclosur.es/OBsstV Some days I wake up in the morning and think I am Blake Lively. However, I am quickly reminded that I am not… When I turn over, trying to grab for Ryan Reynolds’ man boobs… Only to embrace… Filbert. I’m not the only one who sometimes thinks they’re something they’re actually not… This tomato thinks it’s [Read On!]

Have Some Balls on Your Birthday!

Healthy Cake Ball and GiGi Dubois

There seems to be an immature joke running through the BLOGGY-WORLD… All about: BALLS!* (Ahem… Lindsay… Laura…) *Do you notice the color of the word balls…  And THIS is how I act when there are balls in my food hole… You would think men flock to me because of my adoration… However they actually flee because as you can see, I BITE. Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! OKAY: ENOUGH WITH THE INAPPROPRIATE-NESS GIGI, common! AFTER ALL, IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY WEEK…  Which [Read On!]

Miss Matcha Has Met Her Match

Matcha Green Tea Powder and GiGi Dubois

If you’ve ever been set up on a blind date before, you know just how traumatizing they can be! Sometimes a little help is necessary! Kiss Me Organics‘ Matcha Green Tea Powder has been struggling for years to find “her” true food soul mate, a companion that compliments her perfectly. Now she could have created a profile on Match.com, eHarmony, Plenty of Fish or downloaded the app Tinder….. But nope, instead… She came to me, the Matcha Match Maker! If you blend Chris Harrison, Patti Stanger [Read On!]

Serving Up Flex Tacos and Key Lime Pie Man-garitas

GiGi Whitney Eating Fish Tacos

While other establishments typically close up shop for the holidays, The Dude Food Kitchen… Is OPEN FOR BUSINESS and throwing festive food in your mouth! However… With a holiday like Cinco De Mayo… Whitney and I cannot guarantee we will be 100% sober… We can say for sure though, that the grub we’re dishing up is so easy a caveman can do it, and so delicious, even Gordon Ramsey would be banging down our door for seconds! Or maybe that’s [Read On!]

Coconut Oil is Robert Downey Jr.’s Doppelganger

GiGi Eats A Spoonful of Coconut Oil

You can perfectly compare Robert Downey Jr. to Coconut Oil. Both had TERRIBLE REPUTATIONS BACK IN THE DAY… Robbie (he and I are buds, so I am going to call him that) was first introduced to drugs at age 6… Everything downwardly spiraled from there Coconut Oil was deemed a KILLER thanks to it being 100% saturated fat **GASP** … But they have both come back into the spotlight as superheros!           While Robbie went to [Read On!]

Every Foodie’s Pin Up Girl

Giada De Laurentiis cooking spaghetti in the kitchen

As I write this… I’m sitting in the spacious kitchen of Giada De Laurentiis. The aromas of olive oil, shallots, cloves and white wine are wafting through my nose… Signaling my stomach to start growling like a lion. Okay, no. I am really just standing (yep, I have a standing desk) in my kitchen, inhaling the stench coming from my garbage disposal and my trash bag that should have been taken out a few days ago… Why is my RENUZIT [Read On!]