Sharing The SamePlate

GiGi Dubois as a FemBot in Austin powers

I have a confession to make. And no it’s not that I was one of the fembots in Austin Powers, The Spy Who Shagged Me. (Uh…. How old was I in 1999!) Photoshop is so much easier than getting a boob job! It’s that I… Hate. Abhor. Detest. Loathe. Despise… SHARING FOOD! ALL MINE! Don’t you dare try and take food off my plate, unless you want your arm severed off with my knife. Don’t bother even asking for a bite either, [Read On!]

Tote-ally Fashionable For The Summer

GiGi Dubois models Vine Street Market Bags

Do you have a lot of baggage? Ha! I bet you thought I was talking about… This kind of baggage… Regardless of the type of baggage I am referencing, having a lot of it can be really OBNOXIOUS!!!!!!!  Do you see the **** staring at me! Thanks for the HELP ****nugget! Well guess what? Because I don’t want you to throw the watermelon you just purchased at someone… Out of frustration that your un-truthworthy reusable bag decided to FAIL worse [Read On!]

Brad Pitt Gets Down and Dirty With Pringles

Tony the Tiger

Tony, you better S.T.F.U. before I come over there and shut you up myself. Your processed flakes are complete and utter garbage with no fiber, 11 grams of sugar and next to no nutritional value. (Shred paper, put it in a bowl, sprinkle sugar on top and eat. That’s essentially what you’re doing when you gobble up Frosted Flakes.) It’s unfortunate that many celebrities started their careers promoting processed garbage like cereal (i.e. starring in food commercials)… What’s even more [Read On!]