You should CARROT About This Cake Cookies!


If we had it our way… We would live in UTOPIA… A world in which everything is perfect. Sure, the word PERFECT is a relative term… But in general… I’d hope we’d all want (aside from the above)… For someone to invent a bed that makes itself.  A mute button for THAT person who just won’t STFU! That “special” someone in your life to offer up his/her back massage “services” and not ask for anything in return.  Bottles to not be shaped [Read On!]

Star Wars, The Cookie Force Is Strong


In two stomachs… Not too far away… Cookies. Lots of [GiGi-Diet Approved] cookies [all thanks to Andrea’s Protein Cakery**]. These stomachs… Both on the brink of Thanksgiving-feast fullness… Must continue to digest the copious amounts of sweet biscuits their masters create… For they are in an epic “COOKIE WAR“ to see who can create the most decoratively and delectable ingenious treat. During said battle… Leia On These Cookies (apparently my INTIMIDATING battle name) and Emperor Bad Chef (my friend Armen) try to steal each other’s secret cookie decorating [Read On!]

Whoopee! It’s an “Oreo”!

Oreo cookie - homemade and sugar free

A majority of college experiences include pulling… 1. The Matthew Mcconaughey – The act of experimenting with certain drugs… Resulting in stripping down naked, dancing around wildly while playing bongos only to shove a cop who came to the scene, after a noise complaint was filed… Consequently earning “silver cuffs”. 2. The David Hasselhoff – The act of imbibing far too much… Resulting in an epic video made of you making love to a gluttonous cheeseburger on the floor of your [Read On!]

Taylor Swift Baked Us Cookies

Taylor Swift gives no fucks

“Oh my goodness, I am going to be a GREAT grammy!!!!! How far along are you dear?!” “Excuse me, but no… I called THIS room a month ago, have fun sleeping on the blow up mattress in the laundry room since mom and dad turned your room into their home gym… Oh and the dishwasher is full, it’s your turn to empty it.” While your grandmother may have offended you by asking how far along you are… Damn holiday parties with their damn towers [Read On!]

This Recipe is ALL ME!

GiGi can cook - serving up squid sautee!

‘This post is part of a social shopper marketing insight campaign with Pollinate Media Group® and All You Magazine, but all my opinions are my own. #pmedia #lifeforless”   After seeing countless episodes of GiGi Eats Celebrities, Dude Food and the Nicely Naughty Girls (or so they say!)… My brother and my future sister in law his girlfriend, Stephenie, have started to get a little jealous with the fact that I have yet to cook them up any grub! [Read On!]

Gluten-Free: Not You Too Santa!

GiGi Dubois Elf

While this time of year might be all JOLLY OLLY OLLY… I do however, have some rather unfortunate news to disclose. And yes, it’s worse than finding out “stick her nose up your booty” Aunty Marie is crashing the festivities this season. GAG ME WITH A SPOON! Not Auntie Marie! In a few years time… Santa Claus may not actually be coming to town. WHAT!? Let me explain. You see, Santa is suffering from multiple ailments including diabetes, congestive heart [Read On!]

Check Out My Meat… Loaf That Is!


This week’s special on the holiday edition of the Dude Food Cafe menu is… Mini Turkey Meatloaf Muffins with Ketchup “Frosting”! Dudes around the world drool when they hear “mama’s meatloaf,” which is why Whitney and I want to warm stomachs with a cleaned up version of yo Mama’s specialty! These mini muffins are the perfect appetizer at a holiday party, great for an “on the go” snack (yep, I don’t know about you but I like to whip meat [Read On!]

Stupid Snack Attacks


I’M HUNGRY!!!! When Mr. Hungry comes crawling on into your stomach, all you want to do is reach for a sleeve of chocolate chip cookies or Oreos, am I right? Of course, doing this is an invitation for trans fatty acids and processed carbohydrates to enter and trash your body… Don’t you DARE think you’re doing yourself any favors by inviting their 100-calorie counterparts to the shin-dig going on in your stomach instead… They are just as horrendous as the [Read On!]

Knead Gluten?


Gluten is pretty much as cool as socks and sandals in “celeb-ville”. Hey look! Ice pops on my feet! Wait, what is gluten? According to trusty WIKIPEDIA… “Gluten is the composite of a gliadin and a glutelin, which is conjoined with starch in the endosperm of various grains.” Endosperm?

Cockeyed Cookies

GiGi Dubois Oreo Cookies

If you want to munch on cookies all day long… you can call this number toll-free to get the details. 1-877-IDI-OTIC That’s right, the Cookie Diet is IDIOTIC and it’s actually quite comical that people can be convinced that noshing on processed nuggets is the key to weight loss. Check out episode three of GiGi Eats Celebrities for all the sugary details! Mmm… Scrumptious! GiGi Eats Celebrities! Head on over to the GiGi Eats Celebrities YouTube channel and subscribe! Follow [Read On!]

Maple Cheese Dill Ketchup Popcorn Pudding


I am on the hunt for some maple cheese dill ketchup popcorn pudding, who’s with me? I know Selena Gomez is on board and I am pretty sure I can coax Rihanna into grabbing a spoon. Oh and since Kelly Osbourne has no idea what carbohydrate, protein or fat filled foods are I am sure she would think this snack is acceptable to keep her trim. Snack time is the part of the day everyone looks forward to, don’t kid [Read On!]