Chicken Smoothie: Don’t Be A Chicken, TRY IT!

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I’d be lying if I told all of you that… I AM SMOOTH LIKE BUTTA in social situations… Or just in general. And we all know that I would NEVER lie to any of you (in fact, I am a little TOO blunt at times)… So truthfully, I am about as smooth as the surface of the moon… When it comes to… Um, yeah, dealing with this thing called life. People who have met me, seen my YouTube videos, follow [Read On!]

I’m Ripping Off The Band-Aid And Asking

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Look at you riding in on your SPARKLING regal white thoroughbred stallion… Oh wait… Is that just an obnoxiously stubborn braying gray mule? Well, whatever. I appreciate you trying to channel your inner Old Spice Guy to come help me! That being said… I have to confess… I am the type of person who hates asking for help. HATES IT. If I were hanging off the edge of a 500-foot glacier… Fingers slipping because I am known for being quite the “butterfingers” (which [Read On!]

It’s Time For A Do Over

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I am 10,000% POSITIVE that ALL OF YOU have wished at one point or another that you could “DO OVER” at least one crappy instance/decision/event in your life… For instance… Do any of these situations ring a bell: “Why the heck did I think it would be a GOOD idea to agree to watch my neighbor’s four-year-old sextuplets while she’s on a week-long cruise through the Mediterranean… The day after I get my infected MUST COME OUT NOW wisdom teeth [Read On!]

Reeling In The Truth: Can You Poach Fish In The Dishwasher?

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Sureeeee… You may be OBSESSED with your spiralizer, your crockpot or even just your trusty toaster oven… But hopefully, most of you have come to the realization that THE DISHWASHER is hands down the greatest kitchen gadget to ever take up space in your kitchen. Sorry ice cream maker… Feel free to go sulk in the pantry. But common, you know, without this Sanitation Enchantress, you might not live to see the pile of dishes that rivals the height of K2, [Read On!]

HOT DOG! These Are Good!

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The dog days of SUMMER… Woof. It’s a universal truth that… SUMMER… SOOOOOO hot right now. I bet those Jenner girls along with their ridiculously “caked” minions are all TOTES JELLY of SUMMER… Because she is just naturally hot. I wonder if these “asselfie”-taking obsessed ladies would be jealous of me around this time of year too because when the heat from the sweltering sun gets to me, I tend to turn into a pissed-off double-humped camel… And you know, camels [Read On!]

Teenage Mutant Mint Chip Ice Cream

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Michelangelo, Leonardo, Donatello and Raphael would most certainly be exorbitantly flabbergasted by the absolute inventive brilliance I am about to reveal to you. That’s because the creation is engineered and sculpted to the highest degree of perfection. I have a SLIGHT feeling Leonardo would have said: Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication… If he had the chance to gaze upon the masterpiece. And Donatello might have actually wanted to hire me (or Vianessa, who helped me in the kitchen this week) as one of [Read On!]

Superheroes Making Salads In The Kitchen

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If duck-billed platypi could talk… They’d probably tell you that I am a Shetland pony-sized azure-colored sparkling mystical unicorn who comes up with the most repulsive sounding and looking recipes that actually taste quite scrumptious… Cause they’ve tried my concoctions before?   Does anyone know if Food Network is casting for a new show called: WORLD’S UGLIEST RECIPE MAKER… Because IF THEY ARE, someone alert me! HOT DAMN, I need to audition. That being said, the latest repulsive-looking recipes my stunning [Read On!]

Marvel Over These Superhero Superfoods

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I may have cork-screwed myself off many big air jumps, popped off of half-pipe lips and thrown myself down cliff drops in the past… I may have even tamed bucking broncos back in the day… And currently… I may even be in a constant barbarous battle between my forever arch nemesis… But even though my past and present pursuits sound straight out of a Marvel Comic… They actually don’t even come THE TINIEST BIT CLOSE to say… Captain America having to live in [Read On!]

Attacking The Snack… This Junk Foodie Taste Tests “Healthy” Snacks

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There is no doubt in my mind that when you wander through the aisles of your local grocery store… You wonder if… You’ll see a completely HAMMERED Tony the Tiger juggling bananas while jumping on a trampoline. Oh wait… Just me? But in all “seriousness”… You probably ponder… Whether or not that bag of eye-catching chocolate covered “skinny” popcorn is actually tasty… If you should risk it and buy that fruit and grain no-mess snack for the moments when you’re stuck in traffic [Read On!]

Don’t Do That! Do This!

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I bet you’re guilty of doing something this past week that… I find to be a complete and utter TRAVESTY… Something that actually might even bring me TO TEARS. And let me tell you… It’s easier to bring the Mona Lisa to tears than it is me. Did you happen to roast, grill, bake, sauté, or even poach in the dishwasher, salmon, this past week… Then… Cram it in your mouth with a huge, happy smirk on your face… Only to… DISPOSE OF ITS SKIN?!? [Read On!]

(Not A) Fashion Faux Pas-ta Puttanesca

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My kitchen resembles that of a ZOO most of the time…  So it was almost MANDATORY that I be invited to a prescreening of the new ZOOlander movie. See what I did there?  During the movie, there were MANY O’ fishy faces made… Just another similarity to my kitchen, perhaps?  Along with TONS of visual stimulation, including… The ludicrous fashion statements Mugatu and Alexanya Atoz’s make out session Penelope Cruz’s… High beams?  The death of Justin Bieber Zoolander‘s son’s hair And the fact that…   THIS [Read On!]