Victoria Beckham Needs This Natural Prozac!

GiGi is one sad elf now that the holiday season is over

You would think Victoria Beckham would be as happy as a clam; I mean have you SEEN her husband? Well I am full! Alas, she always looks like someone just ran over her pet kitten. Again… Wouldn’t she be happy about that? OKAY: MIND… IN… GUTTER! Excuse my immaturity! I certainly hope all of you don’t look extremely glum these days like Posh. I know it might be hard now that the cookie binge-fest holiday season is officially over! Before [Read On!]

Donald Trump Needs Some Saffron!

Donald Trump Angry

Watch out for T-Rex! Oh wait… Excuse me…  Separated at birth, don’t you think? You know what these two pissed off carnivores need?  Saffron! Okay random…  Yes, I am talking about that fiery red spice that rapes your wallet when you buy it at the store…   M***** F*****! Saffron better be worth it!  Well, we all know that Mr. Trump’s wallet can handle the cost, so he better purchase the spice ASAP and perhaps sprinkle some in Mr. Rex’s [Read On!]

And The Binge Eating Award Goes To…

Jennifer Lawrence eating on the set of Hunger Games

Anne Hathaway is currently on her seventh White Castle Burger… Conquering this mound may be harder on your body than climbing K2! And Jennifer Lawrence has been camping out at In & Out Burger for the past few days… Wait, that’s definitely not on the secret menu…  Why exactly? BECAUSE AWARD SEASON IS OVER! Screw you SPAX… Suck on that Valentino… Oh and Giorgio… EAT IT! Target-brand elastic waistband sweats and… okay… over priced plain white Versace t-shirt, here celebs [Read On!]