YOU TOTALLY WANT THIS STUFF… Don’t Lie! A Bizarrely Awesome Gift Guide!

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When you cross out the ST from the word STUFF… You are left with the letters: UFF. And UFF is the noise I make when I feel like I HAVE TOO MUCH STUFF. UFF. I mean… Is… THIS… EXTREMELY NECESSARY… UFF. OR… This? UFF. What about… These? UFF. I may, however, be a rare breed because TYPICALLY people will take the word STUFF… Cross out the U-F-F, move the T before the S and add PRSEN to it. PRESENTS. Because who [Read On!]

THIS RECIPE WILL SHUT UP ALL POLITICAL RANTS

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This may come as a huge shock to all of you but… Facebook is more than just a place for political rants and where people post about how their baby “cutely” JUST took the first ever documented monstrous shit. Unless Hilary Clinton decides she’s leaving Bill because she can no longer keep it a secret that she swoons over Donald Trump’s hair piece… And that ohhhh soooo cute shit slinger has a monkey-like tail… I am going to scroll on by, or… UNFOLLOW. [Read On!]

Donald Trump Needs Some Saffron!

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Watch out for T-Rex! Oh wait… Excuse me…  Separated at birth, don’t you think? You know what these two pissed off carnivores need?  Saffron! Okay random…  Yes, I am talking about that fiery red spice that rapes your wallet when you buy it at the store…   M***** F*****! Saffron better be worth it!  Well, we all know that Mr. Trump’s wallet can handle the cost, so he better purchase the spice ASAP and perhaps sprinkle some in Mr. Rex’s [Read On!]