Donald Trump Needs Some Saffron!

Donald Trump Angry

Watch out for T-Rex! Oh wait… Excuse me…  Separated at birth, don’t you think? You know what these two pissed off carnivores need?  Saffron! Okay random…  Yes, I am talking about that fiery red spice that rapes your wallet when you buy it at the store…   M***** F*****! Saffron better be worth it!  Well, we all know that Mr. Trump’s wallet can handle the cost, so he better purchase the spice ASAP and perhaps sprinkle some in Mr. Rex’s [Read On!]

It’s time to get SMART in the New Year

Lindsay Lohan Drinking

So you want to start fresh because it’s a new year, right? Well then it’s time to get SMART! (For the purpose of this post today, I will be using Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen as examples for how to get SMART!) While I am not going to recommend that you read Nightwood by Djuna Barnes or Finnegans Wake by James Joyce… Because to be honest, I have having a hard time believing that Lindsey or Charlie can actually read. [Read On!]

Gut Therapy


Let’s face it… Your gut probably looks like… Or All thanks to And lots of… But very little… While I may or may not be saying “I told you so,” (way to watch my Thanksgiving video, seriously) that doesn’t mean I’m not willing to help you help your gut. (However if you look like Paris Hilton when you get out of the car… I will just point and laugh. Dofus.) You see, when you detox your gut (which is comprised [Read On!]

Skin Care From Within?


You do not, I repeat, DO NOT have to spend MILLIONS of dollars on… Acne and resurfacing treatments, anti-aging moisturizers, laser surgery (although, MiXto SX Fractional CO2 Laser Resurfacing does sound rather enjoyable), botox injections, plastic surgery, microdermabrasion, juvederm, weird peels you cannot even pronounce… This list could go on for YEARS …In order to have a nice clear epidermis! All you have to do is watch the latest episode of GiGi Eats Celebrities to find out exactly what you do [Read On!]