T-Rex Take Out, A Thanksgiving Appetizer


Hey YOU over there… Yep, I am talking to you… With that frozen 20 pounds turkey carcass wedged under your arm… That five-pound bag of yams slung over your shoulder… And those stalks of Brussels sprouts sticking out of your grocery bag like samurai swords… I just wanted to let you know that it looks like you may have sat on one of your bags filled with cranberries because your butt is a slightly purplish red hue. Well now that you have [Read On!]

The Unicorn of Pumpkin Pies


Recipe evolution is much like the game “Telephone”… Who else is now humming Lady Gaga’s song… SORRY! That recipe your mother or father passed down to you; may not be anything close to what the original recipe was. Great Grandma Gladice’s stick to your ribs stuffing very well may have included ham hocks way back when she was introduced to it, but her recipe you now make for your friends and family contains chicken feet instead. The same can be [Read On!]

Lets Taco Bout BumbleBee Seafoods


There are innumerable annoyances in the world… As I know you’re aware… Such as… Not being able to scratch an inextinguishable itch WHEN. YOU. NEED. TO. YOU’RE ABOUT TO “BLOW” yet… There is NO lavatory… Or even a bush to squat behind… In sight! Boarding your flight, thinking it’s on time (woo woo!)… Only to wait in the plane with broken air conditioning… Next to a rather plump seat mate who’s eating Taco Bell… For two hours and thirty-two minutes… And [Read On!]

A Tricked-Out Tastebud Treat


Leeches suck… Too gross to post a photo…  But I dare you to CLICK HERE Babies suck… I am a very proud Aunt…  Vacuums suck… This dog totally has the right idea… Easy girls (and boys?) suck… Not ashamed of speaking the truth! And you want to know what else… SUCKS? HALLOWEEN. Sorry Britt Yep. I friggin’ hate the day where EVERYONE dresses up like something sexy. A sexy pirate…  A sexy board game… A sexy urinal… And then galavant around [Read On!]

More From Your Core, Guest Post


Yep, you all caught me… I have been a tiny bit MIA because well, I went to a magic show and the magician called me up on stage and made me disappear…? Uh, er, well, um, no, because then where on earth would I be writing this right now? Really, I went on vacation (*GASP*) and now I am in Chicago for the Global Food Tourism Conference (currently making a video of my excursion, wee!)! That being said… I could NOT, [Read On!]

What A Hunky Flower!


There is a butternut squash on my floor… Vegan protein powder scattered all over my counter, coconut oil in my mouth and a bag of frozen cauliflower melting… Oh crap… Still in the car! Do you realize what this means? If your guess is… “you must have pregnancy brain…” Well you are EXTREMELY FAR from being right… OR if your guess is… “you have $2.99 melting in the back seat of your car…” Okay, technically, yes, you’re correct.  However, if your guess [Read On!]

A Pie That Will Make You Cream


Pumpkin called me bitching the other day… He’s apparently straight up exhausted from being used. Used in pies, lattes, cookies, waffles, soups, chips, dips, sauces, cakes… EVERYTHING. Perhaps Pumpkin needs a pumpkin energy bar…?  Har… Har…  My advice to him: “SUCK IT UP [pumpkin] CUPCAKE! It’s only the end of September… If you’re already feeling HOLLOW now… You’re going to be one BITTER MELON come November… And no one wants a SOUR PIE!” Clearly I am extremely sympathetic and supportive (and the [Read On!]

Put It In Your Mouth: Frozen Meal Taste Test


A few weeks ago, when Sarah Grace of Fresh Fit & Healthy came to visit Los Angeles, we decided to hang out with our friend Mike (not THAT Mike… Unfortunately). Mike is photobombing us… Now Mike is not a very healthy “eater”… In fact, he is a HUGE DEVOTEE (quite the understatement) of those salt-infested Hungry Man Meals and don’t even get me started about how AMPTED he gets by home-style Marie Callender’s entrees… Especially the fried Pork Chop and Mashed Potatoes option. [Read On!]

Taiwan Kitchen Takeover


You won’t believe how many times I got… How was Thailand?” When I actually went to Taiwan with The Food Pervert and The Actor’s Diet. #ItsOnTaiwan – BRING IT ON 13 hour plane #flight! @thefoodpervert @actorsdiet #Taiwan #LAX #adventure #travelbloggers #travel A photo posted by Geneviève (GiGi) (@gigieats) on Jul 15, 2015 at 4:08pm PDT Even the bank teller thought I said Thailand when I came in to exchange the TAIWANESE CURRENCY I still had… He then proceeded to give me the [Read On!]

Sandwich Your Way In


Disclaimer: This is a sponsored post written by me on behalf of Foster Farms All Natural Sliced Turkey. As some of you may know… I used to competitively… Snowboard, horseback ride and tumble (yes, I used to competitively throw myself on the ground in a “fancy” fashion)! We are both shocked that neither of us got bucked off our stallions! @brittanyyyy425 #disneyland #horses #merrygoround #amusementpark #blogbuddy #missthischick #iwillnamemyhorsesmokingdutchman #sweatpink A photo posted by Geneviève (GiGi) (@gigieats) on Sep 26, 2014 at [Read On!]

Foods Fit Foodies Favor


While you could certainly head on over to GOOGLE and search inspirational, thought-provoking or pants-peeing hysterical MEMES to post on your Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, Pinterest… This collage makes me more nauseated than the thought of eating raw pelican carcass. I personally believe that your best bet when it comes to finding social media ammunition… Would be to click PLAY on the video below that Sarah Grace of Fresh, Fit & Healthy and I made a few weeks back when she came to visit Los [Read On!]