That’s A Haunted House 2

McDonald's Restaurants are haunted houses

You may not know this but… Haunted houses are… EVERYWHERE! This ain’t just an October thing people! Oddly enough though, a majority of us aren’t really even scared of these haunted houses AT ALL! In fact, it seems as if people actually LIKE HANGING OUT at these PORTALS TO THE UNDERWORLD! Bah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ah! Don’t tell Michelle! It doesn’t help that many of them have… JUNGLE GYMS and PLAY [Read On!]

Not So Devilish Deviled Eggs

Healthier Deviled Eggs

To some… Eggs look about as devilish as this guy… All fantasies of Uncle Jessie… Just fizzled. But really, they are probably one of the healthiest foods on the planet; SUCK ON THAT KALE! And one of the the tastiest too, I might add! In fact, eggs… Are loaded with antioxidants Contain high quality protein and healthy fats Have the vitamin and mineral profile of a multivitamin AND… They: Raise GOOD cholesterol in the body (DELETE the cholesterol/egg thinking PLEASE!!!) [Read On!]

Food Foolery!

Meat Bagel with Parsnip Cauliflower Puree - Bagel and Cream Cheese look alike!

I’ve been keeping a secret from all of all of you. I don’t typically share much about my personal life, but I just had to get it off my chest. Perhaps it will help with “closure”. I had been dating a public figure for the past nine months. Key word: HAD. Unfortunately, our relationship recently fizzled. He turned out to be the BIGGEST TOOL in the box! In order to sooth the “pain” of my severed relationship, the Food Pervert [Read On!]

The Skinny Ain’t So Confidential Anymore

GiGi Eats The Skinny Confidential

Books are a lot like celebrities. They can be award-winning…. Others can be mysterious… And some… can be graphically bizarre. So if I told you that in my latest GiGi Eats Celebrites video, I eat a book as opposed to a celebrity, you wouldn’t hold it against me, would you? Phew! Thank goodness, because today I am snacking on a paper back. It’s a balanced snack, I promise. Lauryn, the face behind the blog: The Skinny Confidential, is the one [Read On!]

Asparagus: Aroused By Spring

GiGi holding limp asparagus

Spring is like Viagra for vegetables and fruits. Did I really just say that? OH YES, YES I DID. And maybe I should warn you right now that this post and video get a little INAPPROPRIATE… So if you cannot handle it, you might want to just leave right now. But anyways, back to my original comment. IT’S TRUE! Produce tends to go from this… To THIS… The second it feels the warmth from the sun’s rays and it hears [Read On!]

Those Are Some Bad Words

GiGi with General Mills King Vitamin

Give me an A Give me a Z Give me a P What does that spell…. NOTHING! But… It’s PROBABLY an abbreviation for a really long ingredient in the food you might be currently eating… Look the label… Am I right? Even if I am not, I know I am close! I was given the opportunity to see a pre-screening of the new Jason Bateman movie, BAD WORDS… A movie about a 40-year old who takes on some pretty BRILLIANT 8th [Read On!]

Not So Naughty, Frosted Mini Shepherd’s Pies

GiGi and Tara celebrate St. Patrick's Day

Frosty… The snow man… Was a jolly, happy… soul. Oh wait, WRONG HOLIDAY! My bad! My brain just went on a tangent because the recipe that Tara and I have created for all of you this week, includes some FROST ACTION… Frost… Frosty… Common, you can’t tell me your brain doesn’t travel to the North Pole when you think of that word. However, the second you start watching the latest Saint Patrick’s Day themed video featuring Tara and I… By [Read On!]

Saint Patrick’s Day: Rolling Up a Specialty

GiGi unattractive eating food

 I’m Tater McMuffin. Without GiGi knowing, I hacked onto her blog because I wanted to introduce the latest DUDE FOOD video all by my… wee little self. After all, I am a dude, albeit, short, but a dude nonetheless, and I love what she and Whitney cooked up this go-round. They certainly had a whale of a time in the kitchen too, I might add! So what on earth did they two lassies cócaireacht (excuse me, cook)? Well, after they [Read On!]

Academy Award Winning Appetizers

Cheers to the Oscars!

And the Oscar for Best Actress in a Leading Role goes to…. Wait! Hold up, someone rewind the DVR… I missed that!!!! Sorry! Sorry! I was FAR too busy DRINKING and CREATING AWARD WINNING SNACKS with THE FOOD PERVERT to notice who tripped over their Valentino or Vera Wang gown, as they “sashayed” their stuff to the stage to accept their GOLD AND NAKED MAN! That being said, I SHOULD ACTUALLY REALLY pay attention, because when Tara and I parade around [Read On!]

Quiz: What Food-borne Illness Are You?

Trefoil Girl Scout Cookie

Those BuzzFeed quizzes… Lure you in faster than Snow White’s wicked step mother lures her in to eat that poisoned apple. So… How cool are you? Do you even have to ask? What Girl Scout Cookie are you? Would you like to binge eat me? I am a Trefoils! Should you move to Australia? Apparently I should just hop over for a little visit! We could go on and on, discussing which Spice Girl we are… Which Disney character our [Read On!]