Eggactly What You’re Looking For: Egg Salads

GiGi and Tara pose with egg salad

Would you like to know something egg-strodinary? What I am about to tell you might make you egg-splode. The Food Pervert (Tara) and I are bringing you two egg-samples of Egg Salad recipes that will egg-spand your palette. Oh I am sorry, do you now have the urge to yolk me because of all my egg-cellent egg puns? I promise you won’t want to kick me in my “invisible eggs” once you try a bite or five of Pervy and my egg [Read On!]

Gobble Up These Turbutkles!

Turkey, Butternut Squash and Kale Bites

Do you suffer from, Brumotactillophobia or…  In other words: do you FLIP OUT if any food on your plate touches? Well then… The following (and then some) are not your friends: Chili Fruit at the Bottom Yogurt Katy Perry Scrambled Eggs Tacos Stir Fries Nicki Minaj Anything Made on The Food Network Channel Thanksgiving Dinner My Refrigerator  And…  Turbutkle Bites Phew! It’s a good thing I don’t have such a phobia or else I would DEFINITELY starve to death… I would never dance like a stripper [Read On!]

Septic Tank Smoothie

Zahara Jolie Pitt eats Cheetos

Remember when your parents told you NOT to play with your food? Yeah well… Whitney and I were far to busy making mansions out of Life Cereal and flinging mashed potato bullets at our siblings, to abide by our parent’s wishes! However, these celebrity children look as if they know food is for sustenance… Not mooshing together to make some elephant dung looking concoctions that taste… About as good as a septic tank ice cream sundae!    “Mom! Pay attention! I want [Read On!]

Morning Glory


(Video Below) Are you giving that pot of coffee some sexually suggestive glances every morning around 10 am?  While downing four cups of coffee may suppress your randy side, you may not actually need to imbibe.  The reason why you may be lagging in energy is because you may have fueled up this morning on… These energy robbing powder bombs. Or…  These mushy artery clogging nuggets. But if you truly want pin-sharp focus and enough energy to compete in five [Read On!]