On The Rocks

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BEHOLD! A calorie-free alcoholic beverage to get you NICE AND SLOPPY when you’re out on the town! The only guilt you will feel is when you wake up the following morning after the bender… To find yourself next to someone you… Don’t… Even… Know… Hey! At least you don’t have to go to the gym to burn off all the calories you drank last night! That’s one way to burn those calories Cam! If you actually believe what I just [Read On!]

Coming In For A Landing

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As some of you may know… I recently traveled around the world in just seven days… I stopped in Marrakech, Istanbul, Barcelona, South Africa, Auckland, Hong Kong and Rio De Janeiro… We made a little friend in South Africa! All with my sexy travel “companion” (if you catch my drift!) Ryan Gosling  in our own private G-4 jet. What a calorie-free muffin, carrying my luggage! You can imagine how exhausted I am… Ryan is such an animal… I’m exhausted.  Ha! Yeah, how [Read On!]

Revamp Your Resolution

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Who is having trouble staying on the New Year Resolution bandwagon? It really should be required that everyone wear a SEATBELT at all times (on that bandwagon of course)! Ouch! That has got to hurt! Are you kidding me? Did you really dig into your emergency stash of Twinkies you tackled 15 people for when you heard Hostess was going out of business? Resolutions make you do some crazy things (obviously)… And it’s about that time of the year when [Read On!]

Jennifer Aniston: The Secret To Her Body… And Mind?

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If you don’t think Jennifer Aniston has a SLAMMIN’ bod, then you can just stop reading right now. While it’s definitely up for debate as to whether or not the actress is… actually good at acting, there is absolutely no debate about her killer 40-something figure. As you know from watching the FIRST episode of GiGi Eats Celebrities (click to watch), Jen has been on multiple diets, including the infamous baby food diet, where she had to suck down “14 mini [Read On!]

Strike A Pose

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Today is probably the only day of the year when all straight men across the country will switch from Sport Center to CBS without putting up a fight. Okay wait, I take that back, Shark week also tends to cause this shocking sight as well.  Today is also a day where almost all women across the country will fantasize about flaunting their swagger in leafy bikini bottoms and pasties over their nipples. (Of course I do this every day!) Are [Read On!]

Twilight: Breaking High Blood Pressure

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So I have to come clean about something… I never have seen, nor will I ever see any Twilight movies. It almost pains me to even mention the damn trilogy. Some of you may stop reading right now, unsubscribe from my blog and block all pages pertaining to GiGi Eats Celebrities after learning of this “horrid” news… But some of you might actually subscribe to my e-mail list, YouTube channel, Tumblr, like my Facebook Page and follow me on Twitter [Read On!]

Bust a Move Brides To Be!

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HERE COMES THE BRIDE… ALL DRESSED IN… HER WORK OUT OUTFIT!!! The second tabloids catch win of celebrity engagements, their headlines scream “HOW TO GET Jennifer Aniston‘s SO AND SO’S HOT WEDDING BADONKADONK…” or “HOW TO NOT LOOK LIKE TRAIN WRECK Amanda Bynes* SO AND SO ON YOUR WEDDING DAY”. YES! I have FOUND my future wedding dress! My mom is going to be THRILLED! So you may have seen these headlines when you were waiting in line at the [Read On!]

Mesmerized By Mariah’s Wacky Diet

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Yeah, yeah, yeah… Mariah Carey did come clean to numerous magazines about how she rid the baby weight she gained after shooting out twins from her WHO-HAW in 2011. Apparently she had Jenny Craig hold her hand as she tried not to slip and fall in her own sweat at the gym. (You dominate that treadmill Mariah!) But I cannot help but bring up a diet she tried back in the day that is just utterly head-scratching. Food Combining. Wait, aren’t we [Read On!]

Olympic Proportions

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This… Does NOT equal… This! And this… Does NOT equal… This. So don’t think you can eat all of this… And look like…  This… Or… Any of these luscious ladies! Obviously you all know that the 2012 Summer Olympics are in full swing. Use it as motivation to get off your rump and get moving. Pretend your aiming for THE GOLD while sweat trickles down your face during your intense bike ride or imagine everyone eating your dust as you [Read On!]

Body A La Food Network

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How many of you watch the Food Network Channel and feel as though your waistline expands two sizes in those thirty delicious minutes? Trust me, I am right there with you, especially when Giada sprinkles hazelnuts over her freshly churned chocolate-hazelnut gelato and when Duff applies the finishing touches to one of his masterful cakes. While you may rush to the bathroom scale after your favorite Food TV show (ahem… The Next Food Network Star) to convince yourself that you [Read On!]