Catch Me If You Can!

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HASTA LA VISTA U.S.A…  Wait, no… I am French, I should be saying Au Revoir! But, I am not jetting over to Spain or France…  Want to know my FLIGHTPLAN? I fly to Auckland, New Zealand (North Island) NON-STOP (13 hours of bliss!) on December 28th, where I will be bringing in the New Year! I’ll let you all know what 2015 is like before you get there!  Then I soar on over to Queenstown, New Zealand (South Island) January 5th where [Read On!]

The Three Amigos Are A Delicious Meal

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Bragging isn’t something we should be proud of doing, however, we all totally do it. That being said, if you’re bragging for inspirational purposes, that’s a whole OTHER story! Cameron Diaz’s The Body Book actually encourages fans to brag! #BragYourPlate is a hashtag campaign where fans of the book post scrumptious food photos that embody the message The Body Book promotes: eating whole, natural and unprocessed foods. In order to encourage such bragging rights, The Food Pervert and I will officially [Read On!]

Strike A Pose

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Today is probably the only day of the year when all straight men across the country will switch from Sport Center to CBS without putting up a fight. Okay wait, I take that back, Shark week also tends to cause this shocking sight as well.  Today is also a day where almost all women across the country will fantasize about flaunting their swagger in leafy bikini bottoms and pasties over their nipples. (Of course I do this every day!) Are [Read On!]

Tricks For Those Halloween Treats

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Oh Halloween! (Spooky Video Below!) Do you know what’s scarier than The Thing, The Exorcist, Poltergeist and The Shining… Even when you watch ALL of these movies back to back in a haunted cemetery on Halloween night with wind chills creeping through your jacket and strange noises coming from the trees near by? The ingredients label on the back of your favorite Halloween candy! BOO! Check out the GiGi Eats Groceries Halloween Special! It’s sure to… FRIGHTEN you? Head on [Read On!]

Recipe For A Healthier Cereal

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What did you nosh on this morning? A huge trough of Fruit Loops… Or are you the type to tote a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch around with you throughout the day? Sorry to be the GRIMM REAPER OF FOOD but… those cereals among many others that line grocery store shelves are, well… scarier than some of the costumes you may see on Halloween! Atrocious amounts of sugar, sneaky, hidden trans fatty acids, fiberless carbohydrates and added fillers all hide [Read On!]

Catch Up With This Condiment

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Ah ha ha, totally laughing at the title of this blog post… I am just so creative, no? Can you guess what condiment I am discussing today? Any ways… As you can tell summer is drawing to a close. No more thong bikinis… Nut huggers… Sad right? Oh wait, maybe you still wear these things around your house. The changing seasons doesn’t mean you’re going to be putting the hot dog and hamburger condiments away though so it would be [Read On!]

Sweeten Up Your Life, Naturally

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COFFEE!!! You’re probably slurping down your sugar infused beverage as you read this… Are you now thinking to yourself, “no I just put creamer in there so EFF YOU GiGi for trying to make me feel guilty about my drink”… Well guess what? There is sugar in cream too!  Would you like to jazz up your cup of joe (because common now, black coffee tastes like dirt and cow manure mixed together, don’t ask me how I know this… But I [Read On!]

Uma Loves A Threesome

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Who would have thought Uma Thurman to be of the kinky sort. Poison Ivy… what a hot porn star name.  There are only two men she will get frisky with at the same time though.  Ben & Jerry! You know you’re curious, don’t lie! Check out the latest episode of GiGi Eats Celebrities and figure out just how sticky this situation truly is!  Mmm… Scrumptious! GiGi Eats Celebrities! Head on over to the GiGi Eats Celebrities YouTube channel and subscribe! Take a gander [Read On!]

Calorie-Free Dessert

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WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?! Okay, okay, keep your pants on. What I am about to let you in on is not 100% calorie free, but it’s pretty darn close!  How would you like to wolf down that glistening slab of pecan pie that’s been serenading you for the past half hour?  Or would you rather share your candle-lit bubble bath with a pint of Baskin Robbins‘ finest? Well start filling the tub because you’re in luck! Sort of… Mmm… Scrumptious! GiGi Eats Celebrities (or [Read On!]

Don’t Bother Mastering This Cleanse

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(video below) Tsk. Tsk Beyonce! Why on earth would you drink urine to lose weight? Oh right… “Can you pay my bills…”  Seems like money was the motivating factor as was not wanting to be “bootylicious” for your role in the movie Dream Girls. Yep. Still have yet to seen that one. Not going to lie, I am still scarred from Austin Powers.  What I also don’t want to see, ANYONE drinking the Master Cleanse Diet concoction of maple syrup, [Read On!]

Morning Glory

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(Video Below) Are you giving that pot of coffee some sexually suggestive glances every morning around 10 am?  While downing four cups of coffee may suppress your randy side, you may not actually need to imbibe.  The reason why you may be lagging in energy is because you may have fueled up this morning on… These energy robbing powder bombs. Or…  These mushy artery clogging nuggets. But if you truly want pin-sharp focus and enough energy to compete in five [Read On!]