I’m GETTING MY VERY OWN GIRAFFE!

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Yep. You read that correctly. So no point in making an appointment to get your eyes checked. Really, though… I am more just typing this out for myself because… WHA…?! I am in UTTER DISBELIEF!  I am FINALLY getting my GIRAFFE, I have ALWAYS DREAMED OF GETTING?!?! WHAT?! WHEN!? WHO?! HUH?! I’m sure those thoughts are typically what circulate through your brain when you read any of my blog posts… So just to clarify… I’m NOT actually hopping on an airplane this weekend [Read On!]

Fixate On This Recipe

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While I have FINALLY finished “MUNCHING THE MED“… It’s going to take a hot minute or two for me to get over my EXTREME EUROPEAN FOOD COMA… So in the meantime, here’s a message from “our” sponsors… Autumn is the time of year where pumpkins tend to whore themselves out worse than juicing tries to convince you that it’s healthier than eating the actual piece of produce (but you don’t fall for that, right?). Don’t get me wrong, I love [Read On!]

BREAKING NEWS: Justin Timberlake & Justin Bieber Duet About Artichokes

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Since moving to Los Angeles I really cannot tell the different between Spring, Fall, Winter and Summer! Seriously, if you come to Los Angeles in December, you might even find me trotting around the city in a bikini. Does that entice you to get on Orbitz and book a flight?  You totally thought I was going to post a picture of me in a bikini now didn’t you! Regardless of my inability to tell whether it’s winter or summer, I [Read On!]