Banish Your Kryptonite!

The Speed of Light

Training to be our own respective superheroes can be TOUGH! We have to make time to bench press SUVs, perfect our ability to absorb kinetic energy so we can hurl airplanes at our enemies, and build up our endurance to the point that we can run at the speed of light! If this isn’t taxing enough, we have to endure all of this training, while also tackling the daily grind, whether it be school, attending to family needs (yes, little [Read On!]

And The Binge Eating Award Goes To…

Jennifer Lawrence eating on the set of Hunger Games

Anne Hathaway is currently on her seventh White Castle Burger… Conquering this mound may be harder on your body than climbing K2! And Jennifer Lawrence has been camping out at In & Out Burger for the past few days… Wait, that’s definitely not on the secret menu…  Why exactly? BECAUSE AWARD SEASON IS OVER! Screw you SPAX… Suck on that Valentino… Oh and Giorgio… EAT IT! Target-brand elastic waistband sweats and… okay… over priced plain white Versace t-shirt, here celebs [Read On!]

Pucker Up!


GET A ROOM NOW!!! Oh celebipoos, it’s sooo great that you have found love (for the next fifteen minutes) but why do you have to flaunt your love affairs for all the world to see. Giving each other some sugar in public is just plain repulsive. So stick your tongues back in your own faces and get yourself to a motel that swanky $2,000 a night Ritz Carlton presidential suite your “loins” are craving! You know what actually may be [Read On!]