Can Your Other Recipe For This One

No Mayo Tuna Salad

While gloppy, (typically) soybean oil-filled, “naturally” flavored, “real” mayonnaise might turn YOUR taste buds on… It certainly does NOT rev my mouth’s “engine”… AT ALL. In fact, I think my mouth would rather be sewn shut than force fed that thick, white, creamy condiment. That’s definitely saying something… Considering closing my mouth is harder than making a four-course dinner while skydiving. Since mayonnaise tends to be a staple in pretty much all summer salads though, you may now think that I [Read On!]

Don’t Do That! Do This!

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I bet you’re guilty of doing something this past week that… I find to be a complete and utter TRAVESTY… Something that actually might even bring me TO TEARS. And let me tell you… It’s easier to bring the Mona Lisa to tears than it is me. Did you happen to roast, grill, bake, sauté, or even poach in the dishwasher, salmon, this past week… Then… Cram it in your mouth with a huge, happy smirk on your face… Only to… DISPOSE OF ITS SKIN?!? [Read On!]

Taking On Taiwan

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As you may remember… The Food Pervert (Tara) and I (and Lynn Chen of The Actor’s Diet of course) were invited on a stomach-bursting culinary excursion in none other than the little country next to China, under Japan and above the Philippines… Somewhere… Over the PACIFIC! Give up… And too lazy to look at THIS POST to see where we went? 13 Hour Flights can’t bring us down! Well, Tara and I took on… TAIWAN! Posing outside Donglong Temple with [Read On!]

Wine and Onesies Make The Perfect Pairing

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After much internal debate, I’ve decided that life is pretty much TOPS when you slip yourself into a hooded, microfiber onesie and hit “the juice”… This experience reminds us of when we were all about three or four years old, when our only stress in life was making enough easy bake oven “scones” for our imaginary friends attending our three o’clock tea party. Will Mr. Fluffersnuff get enough to eat?  To the dudes reading this… Do not deny the fact [Read On!]

Food Porn Alert: GiGi Eats Down Under

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Some EXTREME [food] PORN is about to ensue… I warn you, what you’re about to observe may make you open your mouth and drop your pants. So if you’re HANGRY… By the end of scanning these photos, you might be hiring a hit man to off me! While it may look like all I did in New Zealand and Australia [check out the recap of my trip here] was explore the sights… My mouth ACTUALLY did a bulk of the “probing” when [Read On!]

Coho Salmon, An Oscar Winner… And More!

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If we truly were what we ate… I would be a… Sabhambassagi Or in other words, I would be one EXTREMELY WEIRD LOOKING yet CRAZY TASTY FISH. Oh wait, I guess the saying IS true, because well… I just described myself (yes, I am CRAZY tasty… Mind —> Gutter)!  ANY WHO… Speaking of crazy tasty (and no, I am not about to talk about myself some more), emphasis on the tasty… A sizzling fish company sent Santa Claus to my house (YES – IN [Read On!]

The Pig of the Fish World

GiGi Dubois and Salmon Head

QUIZ TIME! Can you guess… What kind of fish this is? Let me give you some hints: This fish eats anything (this is why I am calling it the PIGGY of the fish world), including poop (yep, you read correctly!)  Its omega-6 to omega-3 ratio is 11:3 This fish may be worse for your health than hamburgers and donuts Native to Africa, this fish is now farmed around the world Give up? Well, watch the latest GiGi Eats video to [Read On!]

Tricked Out With Coolio

GiGi Dubois and Tara Redfield in the kitchen

I felt like CRUISING into the kitchen because I wanted to try SUMPIN’ NEW. I thought to myself, IS THIS ME? Because honestly, I never really EXERCISE [MY] YO GAME in the kitchen! The Food Pervert decided she wanted to endure this FANTASTIC VOYAGE with me and cook something BRIGHT AS THE SUN. Coolio’s TRICKED OUT TILAPIA (except we use cod!) You might think we are KINDA HIGH, KINDA DRUNK when we made this recipe, but really we be just SMILIN‘! This recipe [Read On!]

Naked or Dressed; That is the Salad Question!

Salad Dressing: GiGi Dubois

What’s naughtier… A naked salad or a dressed salad. (Who would have thought salads had a kinky side…?!) It’s like asking yourself… Would you rather see Kristie Alley naked or dressed. What’s the lesser of two EVILS? Well that all depends on how you dress it (or her?). I may be no fashion designer (and if you know me, you are aware that I could give a RATS ASS about clothes and fashion)… However, I am the Christian Dior, Gianni [Read On!]

Well That’s Fishy

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Everyone associates October with… A. Kids dressing up as ghosts, goblins, witches, princesses, Justin Bieber… and running through the streets because of their sugar highs, in the pursuit for the house that doles out the BEST CANDY! OR B. Adults dressing up as naughty nurses… cavemen… the President or something that shows as much skin as possible. LMFAO – How about a naked Obama running around the street in search of some Gold Chocolate Coins? (You can thank me later [Read On!]