Nacho Average B.R.I.S.K.E.T.

brisket-nachos

Basically  Ready In Seconds (and) Kickin’ Every Tastebud Sure… You could probably come up with at least twenty billion (or more?) foods that can be ready in next to no time AND make you want to jump in front of a bus for… But I highly doubt BRISKET* (did you catch on to my acronym) is on that list of consumables.  Sure… If you’re NOT a vegan/vegetarian/pescatarian/meat-free eater… BRISKET* (and it’s undeniably delicious aroma) PROBABLY brainwashes you into wanting to risk your life in a [Read On!]

This Recipe is a Touch Down!

Almond Meal Crusted Chicken Fingers

BLUE 42! BLUE 42! No, no, no, I am not predicting the name of Jay-Z and Beyonce‘s next baby. I couldn’t be MORE CREEPED OUT BY THIS PHOTO! And that isn’t CODE for “watch the latest DUDE FOOD video below“…  Or is it? Those are actually some American Football terms that are spewed out of the CENTER’S mouth, right before he HIKES the PIGSKIN into the hands of the QUARTERBACK who then looks for an open WIDE RECEIVER or FULLBACK; whomever [Read On!]

Throw a Touchdown Pass at the Grocery Store

Dog-Eating-Cheetos

I don’t know about you, but the second I enter a grocery store (ESPECIALLY, Whole Foods, hmm… the SAMPLES!)… I turn into what a five-year-old entering DISNEY LAND might look like! SEAFOOD! CAKES & COOKIES! (No, I DO NOT PURCHASE THESE THINGS! I only go down this aisle to get ideas for GiGi Eats Groceries episodes, DUH!) PRODUCE! THE DELI SECTION! (Salsalito Sliced Turkey is my JAM!) Holy TOLEDO, I just never know WHERE to start! This coming weekend grocery [Read On!]