A Thanksgiving Tale

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Once upon a time, there was a TURKEY and a PILGRIM… While rummaging through the woods minding her own business, the turkey stumbled upon the pilgrim sitting on a moss-crusted rock, moping. “Gobble… Why so sad, gobble…?” The turkey asked the pilgrim rather concerned. “I haven’t got a delicious appetizer to serve DADDY PILGRIM and the rest of our clan for Thanksgiving!” The pilgrim replied as she buried her face into her hands. Panicked due to the fact that the [Read On!]

Every Foodie’s Pin Up Girl

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As I write this… I’m sitting in the spacious kitchen of Giada De Laurentiis. The aromas of olive oil, shallots, cloves and white wine are wafting through my nose… Signaling my stomach to start growling like a lion. Okay, no. I am really just standing (yep, I have a standing desk) in my kitchen, inhaling the stench coming from my garbage disposal and my trash bag that should have been taken out a few days ago… Why is my RENUZIT [Read On!]

Body A La Food Network

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How many of you watch the Food Network Channel and feel as though your waistline expands two sizes in those thirty delicious minutes? Trust me, I am right there with you, especially when Giada sprinkles hazelnuts over her freshly churned chocolate-hazelnut gelato and when Duff applies the finishing touches to one of his masterful cakes. While you may rush to the bathroom scale after your favorite Food TV show (ahem… The Next Food Network Star) to convince yourself that you [Read On!]