Septic Tank Smoothie

Zahara Jolie Pitt eats Cheetos

Remember when your parents told you NOT to play with your food? Yeah well… Whitney and I were far to busy making mansions out of Life Cereal and flinging mashed potato bullets at our siblings, to abide by our parent’s wishes! However, these celebrity children look as if they know food is for sustenance… Not mooshing together to make some elephant dung looking concoctions that taste… About as good as a septic tank ice cream sundae!    “Mom! Pay attention! I want [Read On!]

Ab-tastic Abs by The Get In Shape Girl

Kyra Williams guest posts on GiGi Eats Celebrities

Kyra Williams, the Get In Shape Girl, has decided to join me as I feast on celebrities! Check out what she’s gnawing on today as she guest posts on GiGi Eats Celebrities! Bikini season …Is upon us and to celebrate let’s play a game of GUESS THOSE ABS!! (Insert cheesy game show voice here.) Check out the photos and guess from the list of celebs below. The don’t forget to check out the end of the post to find out [Read On!]

Baby Your Breasts


Ah ha ha ha! The title of this blog post sounds like I am about to talk about celebrities breast feeding their newborns! (PS: did you see the name of Uma Thurman‘s new baby… Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson… I just went cross-eyed.) While I have definitely come across a few too many pictures of celebs… Ahem, Gwen Stefani (you totally clicked on that link, you pervert! LOL)… Letting their children suck away, like they would a sugar laden lollipop, in public no [Read On!]

Liquid Salads


I recently discovered a bag of salad greens that must have thought it was playing hide and seek with me (spinach is quite the ace at hiding in my fridge apparently) because when I checked out the “use by” date, let’s just say it was… past its prime. RAUNCHY! The sell by date says NOVEMBER 2011! The leaves resembled something that might come out of a cow’s ass and you know what? When I opened the bag (yeah, not too [Read On!]