Giving Away a Bathing Suit Body

Victoria's Secret Model's Butts

F#$%@*&%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Swimsuit season… I guess I need to start a few work out programs! Excuse my random outburst… It must have happened because I am extremely HANGRY due to the fact that swimsuit season is pretty much here (well in LA that is)… And I am starving myself so as to look like Adriana Lima in ass floss and nipple tassels. Wait, is that a burlap sack? Okay, I am actually NOT starving myself (or wearing what a showgirl might [Read On!]

Strike A Pose

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Today is probably the only day of the year when all straight men across the country will switch from Sport Center to CBS without putting up a fight. Okay wait, I take that back, Shark week also tends to cause this shocking sight as well.  Today is also a day where almost all women across the country will fantasize about flaunting their swagger in leafy bikini bottoms and pasties over their nipples. (Of course I do this every day!) Are [Read On!]