A Tricked-Out Tastebud Treat


Leeches suck… Too gross to post a photo…  But I dare you to CLICK HERE Babies suck… I am a very proud Aunt…  Vacuums suck… This dog totally has the right idea… Easy girls (and boys?) suck… Not ashamed of speaking the truth! And you want to know what else… SUCKS? HALLOWEEN. Sorry Britt Yep. I friggin’ hate the day where EVERYONE dresses up like something sexy. A sexy pirate…  A sexy board game… A sexy urinal… And then galavant around [Read On!]

What A Hunky Flower!


There is a butternut squash on my floor… Vegan protein powder scattered all over my counter, coconut oil in my mouth and a bag of frozen cauliflower melting… Oh crap… Still in the car! Do you realize what this means? If your guess is… “you must have pregnancy brain…” Well you are EXTREMELY FAR from being right… OR if your guess is… “you have $2.99 melting in the back seat of your car…” Okay, technically, yes, you’re correct.  However, if your guess [Read On!]

Water You Drinking?

GiGi chokes on water

You’d think one of the worst experiences when drinking water is to chug a few gulps… Only to notice… Some teeny, tiny, fluffy bunnies… Or excuse me, food particles (perhaps some left over cinnamon bun from four days ago… Or remnants of the Honey Nut Cheerios you gobbled up this morning…) floating around in it. Wait, was that even your water? I know when this happens to me, I don’t need to grab a spoon in order to make myself [Read On!]

Lana Del Rey Misses Summertime Salads

Happy Halloween Pumpkins

Role Play. Not THAT kind of role play people… Common now, GiGi Eats is PG? Bah ha ha! No it’s not!  Halloween is a time where we all get the chance to star in our own “movies” or “tv shows”… Transform into a flesh-eating zombies or blood sucking vampires… Walk around like sluts or pimps (the only day you can walk around naked and not get arrested)… Or morph into our favorite pop stars! Well, Whitney and I decided to do the [Read On!]

Tricks For Those Halloween Treats


Oh Halloween! (Spooky Video Below!) Do you know what’s scarier than The Thing, The Exorcist, Poltergeist and The Shining… Even when you watch ALL of these movies back to back in a haunted cemetery on Halloween night with wind chills creeping through your jacket and strange noises coming from the trees near by? The ingredients label on the back of your favorite Halloween candy! BOO! Check out the GiGi Eats Groceries Halloween Special! It’s sure to… FRIGHTEN you? Head on [Read On!]

Recipe For A Healthier Cereal

GiGi Dubois Sunglasses

What did you nosh on this morning? A huge trough of Fruit Loops… Or are you the type to tote a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch around with you throughout the day? Sorry to be the GRIMM REAPER OF FOOD but… those cereals among many others that line grocery store shelves are, well… scarier than some of the costumes you may see on Halloween! Atrocious amounts of sugar, sneaky, hidden trans fatty acids, fiberless carbohydrates and added fillers all hide [Read On!]

Well That’s Fishy


Everyone associates October with… A. Kids dressing up as ghosts, goblins, witches, princesses, Justin Bieber… and running through the streets because of their sugar highs, in the pursuit for the house that doles out the BEST CANDY! OR B. Adults dressing up as naughty nurses… cavemen… the President or something that shows as much skin as possible. LMFAO – How about a naked Obama running around the street in search of some Gold Chocolate Coins? (You can thank me later [Read On!]

Stupid Snack Attacks


I’M HUNGRY!!!! When Mr. Hungry comes crawling on into your stomach, all you want to do is reach for a sleeve of chocolate chip cookies or Oreos, am I right? Of course, doing this is an invitation for trans fatty acids and processed carbohydrates to enter and trash your body… Don’t you DARE think you’re doing yourself any favors by inviting their 100-calorie counterparts to the shin-dig going on in your stomach instead… They are just as horrendous as the [Read On!]