Getting My Burger On With Tom Bergeron

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As much as you may not want to admit it… You’ve totally thought about what competition reality show you’d CRUSH like GODZILLA! You can’t say you’ve never filled out an on-line application… Only to delete it because you snapped out of your momentary lapse in insanity… To: Gain a BIG BROTHER… Prance around NAKED AND AFRAID… Jump into a SHARK TANK… Get CHOPPED… Or even stick your fist in your mouth for THE BACHELOR. Oh, so you still don’t want to tell [Read On!]

Baring It All, Burger Style

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Prepare yourself because… I’m about to BARE IT ALL… Uhhhh……  Well that’s one way to reveal that I’ll be featured in Maxim Magazine‘s March edition.  YOU WISH? But not quite… AH! That’s more like it! BEHOLD: Some naked wild boar meat… My apologizes if you were looking for something a little more risqué.  How about ground goat meat then?  Okay I will stop making you drool (or gag if you’re vegetarian? ha!) and get to the point…   There’s this burger joint… Called BareBurger, that truly [Read On!]

Celebrity Calorie Conundrum Game Show

Katherine Heigl eats a Ho-Ho

HELLO… WELCOME TO CELEBRITY CALORIE CONUNDRUM… I’m your host… GiGi Eats Celebrities! BY COMING TO GIGI EATS CELEBRITIES DOT COM… THAT MAKES YOU TODAY’S CONTESTANT! HOW DOES THE GAME WORK… YOU MIGHT ASK? Well below there will be a series of three photos all of well-known celebrities, shoving globs on trans fatty acids in their traps. It’s your goal to figure out how many calories they’re wolfing down! If you guess ALL THREE correct (or within 50 calories +/-) you [Read On!]

That’s Greasy

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If you want a smoking hot body like Paris Hilton… Kate Upton… Padma Lakshmi… and Audrina Partridge… Then perhaps it’s time you put on or go buy your skimpy bathing suit (gentleman, this means nut huggers for you) and submerge yourself into a meaty triple decker tur-por-chick-hamburger with all the fixings. Don’t you dare forget the ketchup! Thank you Carl’s Jr. for this superb, albeit slightly smelly, diet trick. In all seriousness though, the only reason why these luscious ladies are [Read On!]